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You and Lili could have a "spirited discussion" with him. That raised my blood pressure.:D

next time marinade your ear in pesto for full italian falvour with little or no painful consequences. For more gentle approach to human marinading buy my latest cook book "Make yourself delicious" the sequel to "Have you cock and eat it".

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Can't, she doesn't want to go either, I'm her scape clause

I've to go to a stupid work do for my lady's job so I won't be out and about until 9 I'll head towards the Shacklewell anyway, it'll probably be mobbed but depending on the curfew I might see you afterwards. I'll be drinking somewhere in the area.

Might try to get down to the Thurston Moore Band tonight so.

Have you any idea what the shizz is with the bands who were due to play at that yoke ? It seems some of them are doing shows around the city with smaller promoters. is there a list online ? I'd love to see Perfect Pussy.

Throne in the Shacklewell Arms ? is it sold out I can't really tell what's going on with the website ? Yeah I'd head off to that I suppose. Shout us a holler when you get here anyway. I'll PM you my number.

You know me homes. Where are you staying ?

It's a mans drink. Grow a pair. And a beard. And make love to a beautiful woman. And get in a fight with another man And write a novel. And piss standing up. And then have a shave. And smoke a cigarette. And drink more whiskey. And wish you were dead the next morning. And grow another...

So it's just one family of racists giving us a bad name. I fucking knew it.

If you do get tossed of a cliff can I wire you up with a speaker that plays "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" as you fall ?

Last one to die inherits Thumped. First one to go gets "Gorrillas Mot As Scare Now" on their head stone. I.e Here lies Washingcattle 1981-2013 Beloved Troll Gorrillas Mot As Scare Now.

You should get a job as event crew. Lifting 70kg of steel deck and mopping venue floors will take care of the waistline and all the aches and pains are lower back, chest and arms. Liver and kidneys too but at least you can sweat off a hangover. Yup, get out from behind that desk and let the...

I was under 30 when I started here, but to be fair even then I complained like a 60 year old. Sorry about the ear problems Lili.

LOLZ

I neither like nor dislike this post but I need a button to express myself. @pete we need a sympathy/solidarity button. I'm suggesting a fist instead of a thumbs up/down. like the black panthers one but with less racial connotations. I can't express myself through buttons right now and it's...

No, not really. They're probably all complete spas.

If that's what skag tastes like I'm never injecting again.

There's some secret ingredient in pancake "mix" one in particular that i think I got in Aldi or Lidl that makes them way better. I'll get some soon and let you know what it is. Although it's probably not on the ingredients part of the label or it's some mental chemical.