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That's the spirit!!! If he lives in shared accommodation might I suggest signing him up for free information packs on a variety of health issues. IBS monthly or herpes survivor guide that sort of thing.

I'm thinking of starting a service where I write other peoples fuck off text and emails. Trust me once I tell them to fuck off they'll stay fucked off. How are you at vengeance ? If they don't get the message there are plenty of services which will send you automated texts at the phone...

Could be, maybe he's not drunk at all just awake at 5AM.

Wait I know this one....eh.... it's harassment right !? Have you told him to fuck off yet ?

As Corm has correctly pointed out the chant was that he had a pineapple on his head not that he was a pineapple head. There's a slight difference. You look like a pineapple is probably racist. Whereas your hair looks like a pineapple is not. That's my reading of it anyway.

He who is tired of Dublin is tired of getting wrecked.

Job interview. In a palace. an hour away by train. Kill me now.

That's a supportive like. Fucking hate job applications.

Boggers saying "Oh my god" is possibly the funniest thing in the world. It's like when you see a builder ordering a latte while smoking an e cigarette on his way to yoga.

This is brilliant. It's like that time a comedian live tweeted some couples break up. Jill Hives night of shit craic as brought to you by thumped.com What'll happen next. I really hope there's a love story.

If you do flash them and they pretend you're not there though...... That would be crushing. I'd imagine. #neverflashedteenagers

Hang on what the fuck is gong on here ? Do you two live together ? Did they get into your house without permission ?

The 15 Best High Heels For Your Penis Yup it's a real thing.

I take it you've now seen it @riath ?

I wouldn't be caught dead spending the money to look like those cunts in that photo. My look: thriftcore. Primark Cedarwood plain white T Plain black suit trousers, Plain black hoody, Yeah you know what that looks like. Then These and soon one of these. Karrimor | Karrimor Parka Jacket...

Has anyone else seen the erect dicks in high-heels thing going around lately ? It's fucking mental.

You and @raith; one of these days ?

Thanks Brah, that's all I ask.

And brit-pop is part of alt rock/indie and video views are not the be all and end all of what is deemed relevant. No history of the 80's is complete without Sonic Youth and The Pixies neither of which sold a great amount of records just like MBV. Ash had Which should get them a mention and...

Nope. We should be so proud.