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She is indeed a Very Good Girl.

As a guard dog, my dog is rubbish. She's very good at eating though. That's her special talent.

Stir fry? Get thee to an 80's hippy squat or a William Trevor adaptation. Surely anything you put into a hot pan and go near with a wooden spoon can be classed as a 'stir fry'.

Hope they materialise into proper Gaz crackers!

It would seam so.

And of course, by saying that I'll have jinxed it and the seam will end. /shite

Hitting a seam of good songwriting after a period of scrabbling about with fool's gold. Actually a major pleasure.

Is that what yer sewing teacher said wer wer also, maybe she's saying "Sew!" because you're not doing it

Good news for ball-scratchers everywhere.

oh me head still a great tune, though!

ou surehave Gary just listened to Wages of SIn there on FB, guitar int hat is REAL my minor pleasure right now is wine, woohoo

Jill, did you buy a "hunky beardy farmers with baby animals" calendar? They got your number.

poppy seeds kinda pointless but bread with them is better than bread without them for some reason

with all the shady people?

my missus/little 'uns stopping by my work place and relieving me from the mind-numbing boredom for ten minutes

Aint noone jerkin' off nowhere, motherfucker!

Here, I'm not on thumped much these days, never mind this thread, but I presume someone's mentioned jerking off and that, yeah?