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  1. sleepy

    Quotes from your child

    Reminds me of the time I made myself and the kids some pepperoni pizza. My 8yo daughter said she didn’t want any because it was covered in ‘animal vaginas’
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    Pedo nazis, they're the worst.
  3. sleepy

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    Straight from Nazi Russia
  4. sleepy

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    Are any of yours signed by Hitler though?
  5. sleepy

    Quotes from your child

    Who'd signed it? Was it Mel Gibson?
  6. sleepy

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    Easy mistake.
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    Quotes from your child

    8yo: Dad, what do you want for Christmas? Me: Peace on earth 8yo: Is that a book?
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    That was only May and I'd actually already forgotten that she used to do that.
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    My 5 year old has given her older brother the new nickname of Natural Redhead. It's pretty funny.
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    Quotes from your child

    Not my kid but my brother was telling me how he was watching tv with his 10 year old kid. An ad came on for some shampoo that was described as "Vegan Hair Food". His kid said he should start a band with that name.
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    One of mates was doing Public Order Garda duty at the Metallica concert last weekend. I was telling my 6 year old about it. The first thing he asked was "Did he buy a tshirt?"
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    my 6yo son "Daddy. do ALL your tshirts come from concerts?"
  13. sleepy

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    on a similar tip, my 4yo still pronounces yello as lello and I still find it very cute.
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    I work with a guy in here called Willie. Me and my 4 year old daughter bumped into him in our neighbourhood a little while ago. 4YO: Who's this? Me: Willie from work. 4YO: Why's he called Willie? Willie: It's short for William 4YO: Oh, ok. We were chatting for a few minutes and then when we...
  15. sleepy

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    It looks pretty awesome from that film they did with scooby doo
  16. sleepy

    Quotes from your child

    A mate of mine gave me a lend of his black washburn guitar at the weekend. When I brought it home my 5yo asked me "Where did he get that? KISS Land?" My mate thought it was a pretty sweet burn but my son actually meant it as a compliment.
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    Villager Idiot!
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    Young lad was going to the jacks over the weekend, at 1 point he starts moving his hand down towards his arse. Me: "What the hell are you doing?" Him: "I'm opening up my bum so the poo will fall out easier" When he said this he had a look on his face which said "Obviously, you fucking eejit"
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    Quotes from your child

    My 3 yr old woke me up at 2am the other morning saying "There's a fella in my room". I put her back to bed and told her she was just having a bad dream. I'm not going to lie when I say that I spent about half an hour afterwards checking under every bed and in every closet. I'm actually kind of...
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    Quotes from your child

    My wife rang me saying that my 3 year old wanted to ask me a question. "Daddy, did you bring the people people song to work?" Turns out he was looking for the cd with this on it
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