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I think they’re trying to claw back all the money they lost over the last few years

I'm off Facebook but my Mam's still on it and she likes the fact that there's someone she can tell all the Facebook gossip to that hasn't actually heard it. She filters all the conspiracy theory and alt-right stuff. I hear about that from me da.

It's the best thing you'll ever do. Apart from like getting married, having kids and stuff

I didn't notice because I got rid of their stupid fucking app.

I just got rid of the facebook app and stopped logging in altogether. That's helped. Not just the ad thing, I mean life in general.

I haven't deleted my account but I did delete the app off my phone the other day. I just realised how shite and how much of a time sap it is. Also, pretty much no one sound actually post up on it nowadays. The only thing I was keeping it for was the private groups that I have with my mates but I...

My brother was telling that on his end of year video from Facebook one of the first things that came up on it was a message from me saying "Happy Birthday Cuntface", he felt compelled to share it with the world

I thought that was a school project diagram of our internal organs

Weirdly enough, I've only had 2 of my friends sharing racist stuff. It turns out that most of my facebook friends are, thankfully, secretly not racist.

One of my friends posted this up a little while ago. Thought you might like this @7 - No tomorrow

I've done that a few times. I became friends with my wife's boss by accident. My wife doesn't even want to be friends with her

They could have deactivated their old account and are starting up a new one. I've known people that have done that in the past.

And that's why you do have them. Kids that is.

Having said all that, they're still deadly. They're just kind of exhausting.

I keep hearing other parents saying people without kids don't get it but you do. It's like a friend of mine (who also doesn't have kids) was saying a little while back "It looks kind of like you're working in an A&E ward for the first 5 years." He also gets it.

I'm sorry, I hope I'm not stressing you out

Funnily enough my wife's actually said a few times that now that we have 2 of our own she understands more why people DON'T want kids. And I'm too tired to care whether other people have them or not

A while back a friend of mine said he was getting he was getting his kid baptised because he wanted his kid to have something to rebel against when he got older. I told him that was the stupidest fucking thing I'd ever heard. He came back with "Until....." I've had 2 kids of my own since then...

Saying "Until you have kids...." is the new "I'm not racist but..."

My chemtrails friend threw up some pictures of some clouds in Drogheda yesterday with the usual "Open your eyes sheeple" stuff. One of her friends was trying to convince her that the whole conspiracy theory was bullshit to which she replied "You'll see things differently when you have kids of...