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oh no i forgot to have kippers for breakfast

you saucy mare

mountain rescue might disagree with you there you mad yoke

it always happens in that way like in films where the protagonist keeps seeing stuff that no-one else notices a glimpse, and then it's gone, leaving me scratching my head and chuckling uneasily

there was a baby, sitting placidly.. a couple of weeks ago i saw a father cycling past the house with one of those enclosed baby trailers behind the bike, with a small toddler in it screaming and clawing at the sides all kinds of baby hilarity on wheels goes past my window

i glanced out the window this morning and saw a man pushing a buggy up the street, with the rain shield pulled back all the way open, facing into the 45 degree rain. i thought it was a bad idea but maybe the baby was into rain or something, i don't want to judge without knowing the facts

hey guys, it's raining

noah?

i woke up about an hour before it started, then i had to close the window when it came because the down-pipe on the gutter has been removed for work on the front of the house and the water was all splattering straight from the hole in the gutter down onto the gravel outside my window for an hour...

what's wrong, it's not raining is it? blazing sunshine here. think i'll go out for a fag and a bit of sun.