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IT MEANS YOU DRESS LIKE FISH FROM MARILLION

Just the car park. Large commercial building with a big space for cars.

Had that dream too - and yes, there was an open window as well

There's occasional attempted break-ins at our place. One every couple of months I'd say.

I choose two or three CDs every night for the following day. I don't leave the CDs in the car though. Once I arrive I bring them into the office with me and then back into the car for the evening journey home.

I had the following CDs: Dusty Springfield's Reputation, Liza Minnelli's Results and Hits 90: Die Internationalen Superhits.

after this evening's earlier chaos [collision at Citywest which resulted in a massive tailback] insult was added to injury when a truck jacknifed just before Newlands Cross - thereby blocking ALL lanes for a while.

Three hours to drive 23 miles. Fuckin' crash on the N7.

Got two last month

Top decking - if done properly - is very effective.

I have most respect for the person who says "Yeah I definitely passed" and then fails.

There's one pub in Newbridge that's infested with chinstrokers.

are there any hipsters in the town?

I hope you ate it straight from the wrapper. Like a bar of chocolate. No plate. No drink. Like my mate's Dad. "Want anything in the shop" "Yeah. Get me a Swiss Roll." "What? Ok, what flavour?" "Doesn't matter" Comes back 15 minutes later. Hands the Swiss Roll to his Da who opens it...

does Complan give you the shits or take them away?

The agony in the bathroom. Awoken at 5.00am with the first betrayal. Two more at 6.00am and 7.30am. I could hear a cock crowing outside while I was on the third visit. Kinda symbolic. Inferno is an apt name for this tasty hell. I think there was a Viz top tip to deal with spicy food...

Just had my first Lidl Inferno pizza. Seriously hot. After eating it I saw a load of posts on a Scottish football forum complaining about "ring stingers" when they ate that exact pizza. I WAIT FOR TOMORROW AND WILL FACE THE RISING SUN.

One Direction are better than Garth Brooks.

I was told that on my first day in banking. Come in at 8.00am and leave at 5.00pm - people see you leaving "on time" and don't notice the early start. Come in at 9.00am and leave at 6.00pm - oh look, he's working late again.