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Dude On some Facebook group it seems that our respective wives were recently discussing music-stuff-taking-up-too-room-in-the-house!

Do you have to pay to go to work on Saturdays? [Last Saturday when I was getting dressed to go to work. Very seldom have to go in Saturday]

Matthew (nearly six) I never want to get married because I'm not allowed marry Jack (best friend) or Rebecca (sister).

:) did she insist on you doing the illustrations too ?!

I had the vomiting bug on Monday morning. In bed. Could hear Wendy telling Matthew 'Daddy is sick'. He walks into the room and taps me on the nose. 'Daddy. Are you sick?' 'Yes' He walks out and returns a few seconds later with his bucket. 'Daddy. You want my bucket?'

My drunken sister telephoned me from a pub last weekend. She had bet her mate a tenner that unicorns existed and wanted me to back up her claim.

just reading the good news now congrats egg and snakey!

"rockies" / "wockies" = records "Tee dees" = CDs He much prefers the vinyl. Everytime he hears music, he comes in to see if it's a record spinning and if not, points at the shelves and says "rockies" until I put one on. Then he keeps hitting the start/stop button on the deck.

he loved it, but the noise it makes is seriously ear-splitting. Like a bad line-dancing tune remixed by Rednex with a cock crowing.

earlier: Me: 'This is your sister, Rebecca' Matthew: 'Baby!', advances a step, 'Baby!', moves closer. 'Baby!'

CLARA THE CAT HAS JUST HAD KITTENS CLARA THE CAT HAS JUST HAD KITTENS CLARA THE CAT HAS JUST HAD KITTENS CLARA THE CAT HAS JUST HAD KITTENS x1000 He can't get enough of that story. Don't need the book anymore.