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how the fuck does a banana give you heartburn??

Tesco's finest!

the mother bought the wrong sausages; these ones have very tough skin. pure bollocks it is.

there's nothing casual about it...

bring NAFF back!

my hangover to breakfast roll balance is way off...

I've had "coin operated boy" by Dresden dolls stick in my head all day/pure bollocks!

Aye,thank fuck his surnames not Power ;)

In fairness,we were kinda just hoping miss Hives would take pity on one of us...

We can drink Buckfast from cups and dance around in our underpants to Neu!

meet your twin,we should start a club! granted it'd be a shite club (but a club nonetheless)

have a drink/smoke and stick on some tunes lad! (currently drinking midleton and listening to the Rachels like the wanker I am)

can't seem to get it together with this Girl I fancy. this is either one of those cute stories you tell the grand kids in fifty years,or its a load of wank

can't figure out how to delete the poxy yoke!

talentless morons playing shitty versions of cast/oasis/the verve in festival campsites has been replaced by malnourished teenagers playing ironic covers of classics on ukeleles/mandolins I'm not sure which is worse.

talentless morons playing shitty versions of cast/oasis/the verve in festival campsites has been replaced by malnourished teenagers playing ironic covers of classics on ukeleles/mandolins I'm not sure which is worse.

think i dislocated my shoulder while "dancing" at EP...

my new BOI debit card interferes with my leap card,and so I now have to remove my leap from my wallet when checking on the luas/getting on the bus. Minor pain in the balls.

sweet Jesus!