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This thread got really boring, really fast ⚽

I'm sorry about your cat egg :(

Ah jesus, sorry to hear that.

Jesus I'm so sorry to read this. I can completely empathise, when I was in my early 20s I had a pretty bad seizure and hit my head off the bathroom sink and broke a tooth. I was so shaken I cried on and off for about two days. Got it fixed and its all fine, as you will be, but it really does...

Bit of a long story but it was actually a problem with our magnetic lock gate. I could open from the inside but no ones key was working. Locksmiths came and fixed this morning which is why I thought it was fine. Couldn't get in when I tried my keys! Messrs!

Off to the rapid injury clinic in the morning but feeling ok! Say I'll be blue in the morning 😂 really thankful I didnt hit my head.

Took me ten mins to type this with one hand so posting that tweet here to save 10 mins retyping but fuuuuuuck today

Ah, OK, I'm glad she wasn't fucking herself so thoroughly as I was at the time, while somehow feeling like I'd won.

^ When I was a poor student living in Brighton, and remarkably overdrawn (I would just go into my unplanned overdraft every single month and didn't gaf), I'd go to sainsburys self checkout till near me and buy a single item, but get cash back of the maximum £200. Then I'd go around again, and...

HARD same.

Anyone fancy sorting out my future for me for a small sum and some banana bread? Literally need a new career or to throw my saving-for-a-gaff savings into travelling for a year and finding myself ,becauuauuuuuuuse...

ctrl+p?

I second the wind direction issue, but mine is more down to the fact that now that my hair is too short to tie back, walking around outside is a nightmare in this wind.

Low blood pressure sucks, I constantly get plummeting blood pressure and faint. Not fun.

nope :( there's literally nothing in this for me

Extra work. Means I'll be doing 12 hour days for the next month :(

me either :(

oy vey :(

Everyone deserves their ride around christmas.

ah NOW, you've had enough