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  1. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    ah, I think it's fine to talk about your kids to an extent here. we're a community, sharing life experiences. and it is great for support and to learn from each other.
  2. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    Re-reading this and it sounds like a dick saying it was no bother. It was very difficult. We had no downtime for the majority of that. After they went "to bed" it was literally cleaning up the dishes, making tomorrows bottles, and going straight to bed. For ages. TV and beer did start to creep...
  3. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    Potty training here last month meant sleep for T2 went to absolute shit since she was stressing so much. My folks were down on Saturday and the girls had an absolutely poxy night's sleep. Found out the next day that they had eaten a full bag of giant buttons and a hole packet of cakes.
  4. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    We had 18 months of terrible sleep of different phases. Beginning with the needing to be held thing, or carried, or sat on the stairs. Which morphed into dropping soothers and screaming 10 times a night. Just helped them when they needed it. I did go completely grey during this period in fairness.
  5. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    Hi @jonah Anyway, they have just turned 3. We started potty training the other week which involved a lot of pee everywhere. There was a lot of excitement about some initial drops in the potty, but that quickly gave way to absolute disgust. Had a big chat with T1 about it the next morning and...
  6. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    Our two will be two in one month. They will no longer allow themselves to be fed, have to do it themselves. Which works well for yogurt.
  7. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    They are only allowed to do this if they start going to bed at 6 o'clock instead.
  8. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    22 months. I fear we are approaching the "no more afternoon nap" stage.
  9. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    They were identified as T1 and T2 during the scans. It's stuck since then. Also good for internet anonymity.
  10. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    Twins are 21 months now. Absolutely amazing characters and bringing more joy than you would think possible. Saying that, T2 wouldn't nap earlier and is now absolutely wreckin' it and shouting at me. Dragging her to bed time with Sarah and Duck on the TV.
  11. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    Was up to 2am last night watching Mr Tumble and reading up on vasectomies on my phone. Horse = bolted.
  12. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    well, 3 months later and they have just turned 1. still not sleeping much and now they eat my dinner as well.
  13. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    ours were fast asleep and in their cots at 7:45pm two nights ago. it felt like a different world. i raced downstairs to get chores done and had a can and a whiskey with TV. pure bliss. then they woke up screaming at 9.30, 10, 11.00, 11.40, 12.20, 12.50... couldn't face the world yesterday.
  14. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    Nice! Jesus. One slept from 8pm to 7am 3 times last week. That phase is over now...
  15. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    9 months in, only 3 more months of making formula. So excited. Sleep still poxy. Personalities beginning to show. Little one didn't like her dinner last night and was pissed about it.
  16. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    Ours go in their own cots initially after night time porridge and bottles. (APPROXIMATELY 8PM) Get dummies reinserted sporadically throughout the night when they wake up with a scream but are still mostly asleep. (APPROXIMATELY 10.30PM 12PM 1.30PM etc etc.) When they are going nutso and you...
  17. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    in bed after 12. kids up from 1.30 to 3.50. dying on my arse today.
  18. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    i had a super smash bros on the wii and it appeared to me to be a complete pile of shit. button mashing nonsense.
  19. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    kids kicked my ass last night. did someone show them this thread? had some 4am nicey to ease the teething, laughed in my face.
  20. chris d

    My child is doing my fucking head in

    I'm way more into babies than I thought I would be. Getting them to eat from a spoon and hearing their goo-goos is wonderful. The relentless bottle washing and bottle making is a drag. At least it's down to 10 a day now, was 16 for the first few weeks. Days when I've had very little sleep...
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