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I like how there's one anon account replying to that that tweet saying it's bullying and it's only ever tweeted twice. And somone replied

I have one pair of skinny fit trousers, considering the rigmarole I go through every time I try to take them off I'm amazed anyone who wears them ever gets to have sex. Like if I was in someone's bedroom and saw them struggle out of theirs the way I try to get them past my calf muscles I'd be...

Can't wait for the JAG reivial

It's the X-Files now.

I haven't had a burrito since I got my free burrito for eating ten burritos/

My ma has been getting coffee with her haircut for decades. Do none of these people have their hair cut after 12 PM?

In Putin's Russia white flattens you.

Since the big bang and until the entropic end of the universe.

Or thumped in the early-mid 2000's

dilettanterepreneur

i have weetabix (or lidl/aldi's own brand equivalent) pretty much every morning. Does that get a pass? Almost the same nutritional value as porridge.

"The UK’s first cereal café will open its doors this December in Brick Lane, Shoreditch." Of course it's there.

Yup, fuck Eric and Ellen

20-20 cricket looks like a great evening's entertainment. one day/test matches not so much.

So anyway, people with silly glasses who work as "creatives."

I started buying music on vinyl to impress a girl.

Are those wedge cons?

I'm single and I have that already, it's just myself.

Oi Oi

Isn't that a well established dirty trick in the restaurant trade, even if there's been no actual story or bad news? Joe's Cafe would like to make it clear that they are no way associated with Joe's Bar & Grill. "What's wrong wirth Joe's Bar and Grill," the punter might ask. Nothing, but now...