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  1. Theseus Mock

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    Rich dairy-laden & junk food: spuds à la Joel Robuchon (2:1 ratio of potato to butter), custards, creme brulee, ice-cream, protein powder, crisps, biscuits. Ask your GP for a prescription of Fortisip.
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  3. Theseus Mock

    Minor complaints thread

    I switch between a double edge like this and Lidl’s mach 5 ripoff. Double edge takes way longer as you’ll need to do multiple passes (with, across & against grain)
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  5. Theseus Mock

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    The integrated electric shock ring takes care of that.
  6. Theseus Mock

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    That was a problem in ground floor jax of last work building. How badly can one be raised not to lift the fucking lid? Ingenious evil boss IoT idea: rig pressure sensors onto toilet seats to gather stats on employee stool squeezing time and see how much money is going down the toilet.
  7. Theseus Mock

    Minor complaints thread

    “Sneaker head” culture.
  8. Theseus Mock

    Minor complaints thread

    Internet proxy at work appears to be down. I’d fix it only that the entire server is unreachable.
  9. Theseus Mock

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    Get it free from the library.
  10. Theseus Mock

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    Thought has crossed my mind. Replacement belt in the post so if changing it doesn’t kill me, it’ll be my first white goods repair job.
  11. Theseus Mock

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    Front drum felt seal in tumble dryer truly knackered. Cheap to replace but a nightmare to install.
  12. Theseus Mock

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    Cucumbers were cut too thick in the Spar deli sandwich I just had.
  13. Theseus Mock

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    Lingering cold yesterday turned into a full-on migraine from the afternoon on wards (7 person meeting in bosses stuffy office didn't help). Currently soothing the pain away with sudafed and solpadeine.
  14. Theseus Mock

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  15. Theseus Mock

    Minor complaints thread

    To make matters worse, when I get coffee from Costa (closest to work atm), I always double cup.
  16. Theseus Mock

    Minor complaints thread

    When the barista puts the plastic lid over the seam area that runs vertically along the cup. You inevitably will end up with silent drips going down your shirt/pants :( Got a coffee from the Natural Bakery Company yesterday and their lid leakage is comically bad. How can you fuck that up, you...
  17. Theseus Mock

    Minor complaints thread

    Give me an example of when it's better to weigh a liquid? (excluding poncey coffee making)
  18. Theseus Mock

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    More logical to specify liquids in volume and dry things in weight. I've never weighted a liquid in my life.
  19. Theseus Mock

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    Still waiting on access card for new job so I’m that guy hanging around outside doors waiting to pounce on unsuspecting staff.
  20. Theseus Mock

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    I’ve never heard Ryan Adams. Is he a brother of Bryan?
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