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I'm never shitting again.

I counted 8 on the garage door the other night 8 fucking 8

Jesus thats a scrote tightener that is

Not even Alexander the Great could conquer Australia

That's fucking tense.

Bear was back in his hotel at the time!

A chef I used to work with said that one of the restaurants he worked in had them - apparently they can come in with rice and suchlike.

Ahh Jaysus.

Durty fuckers. They move like the clappers too so trying to flatten the little bastards isn't easy. I nuked the apartment with a can of raid this morning. The cancer will be worth it as long as I never see one of these little cocksuckers again.

Yip. I'm never sleeping again.

So I was half awake half asleep this morning. Girlfriends hair was in my face Brushed it off Hair was still in my face "you feel something?" "yeah your hair is in my face" "no it's not"

All I read was (I would have gone for "about the size of a plate" as a substantially less scrote tightening image)

I dunno I can't look at it long enough to figure it out :-~

Bernie Lomax; likes this post. Wierdo.

Re: animated gif thread I am never taking a shit ever again