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"Are you from Cork?" My 5 year old nephew to a Spanish nurse in Temple St.

My ten year old nephew, holding up his hand to my sister, when she had the 'facts of life' conversation with him. "Ok.... I'm not sure what I was expecting....but it certainly wasn't that"

There's a few listed here http://childrensbooks.about.com/od/toppicks/tp/hobbit.htm

Someone's kid put on a floor show similar to this, on the bus earlier.

At the dinner table, my 4 year old nephew invited his dad's 40+ workmate over for a sleep-over, "but you'll have to sleep in between mammy and daddy, cause my bed's too small".

Best compliment ever!

Ouch... ouch.... ouch..... ouch (in a sad voice) After each spoonful of food he doesn't like is swallowed, while being fed by my sister. This is my nephew. He's just learning to talk

"I'm willing to believe in Santa for 2 more years" Overheard some kid, aged about 8, saying this to his Dad in town...

Would all you teenagers quieten up.. Someone's young kid on the bus yesterday

Why do you always wear the same clothes? - My 6 year old niece asks me a tough one, immediately followed by....Your beard is so funny. Have you ever read "The Twits" by Rolly Doll?

When I'm really happy, my eyes make drops. Extra wet ones. 5 year old nephew, on being happy

My 5 year old nephew to his Mam Nephew: "Mam, I've decided to start calling my willie my nuts. A boy in my class says is it's much better word for it, and I agree". His Mam: "...!!!!!!!"

My six year old nephew was at GAA football camp last week, where they were being coached by one of the Dublin players. Dublin Player: Do you want me to sign your shirt? Danny: Wha? No way! That's me new shirt. To me later, in a tone of disbelief: He wanted to write on my shirt!

Me by the cd player: "What do you want to listen to?" 4 Year old nephew: "Spock" Me: "Ha! Spock????!" 4 Year old nephew: Yeah, Spock. SPOCK! 30 mins later: Turns out he meant Bach! They listen to classical music in montessori

"Spare me the details" - my 4 year old nephew, with emphasis on the first and last words, and holding up his hand, while his Mam was explaining the proper rules of some board game. -"Just gimme the dice".

"Are You ready to apologise yet?" My 3 year old niece to her 3 year old cousin Keelan, about two hours after a major bust up today. "They were MY bubbles" - Keelan's response

"He's driving me demented" My 3 year nephew... when I asked him how his brother (1.5 years) was?

"ah, its alright pet, ah go sleep"... my 2 year old nephew to his Mam, rubbing her hair gently. It was the middle of the night and she was trying to get him to sleep, but had to lie down beside him, exhausted. He was using her usual line...