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Lads am crocheting and watching Bachelor's Walk and I didn't even like it the first time. FML.

Yup Yup! And I hope everyone is taking note that this is in MINOR pleasures and not major pleasures as I can't even post stuff from my life in there because it's usually filthy and ye'd be mad jealous.

Lost a bag of yokes at Seapoint last week. Was back there today, half hoping they might be around the bathing area but there was no sign. Walking back to the car later my friend spotted a gang of sexy young lads partying in their garden and they had my yokes! After a whole week, and they hadn’t...

Keep thinking about this post and how boring I've become. Socks FFS!

Lost my brand new scuba sock at Seapoint last week. Was back there today, half hoping it might be around the bathing area but there was no sign of it. Walking back to the car later my friend spotted something on a railings of a house and it was my sock! After a whole week! Fair play to...

I let the puppy lap up some beer and now he's gone asleep after seventy hours barking and biting me (please don't ring DSPCA kthx)

Ian is a real murderer's name tho e.g. Ian Brady, Ian Huntly.

Dropped a box of tiles on my foot yesterday, had an incredibly painful eye operation this afternoon - here's the good bit , had painkillers, takeaway and a load of canz tonight :d

I went mad and paid for a vpn to get BBC iPlayer. I've just watched tonight's Luther and the new Les Miserables series. I only have broadband and aerial telly these days, really missed the beeb!

They used to have a curry noodle Quick Lunch back in the day which was just divine but you can't seem to get them anymore. They have a curry rice one which is also delish though.

I had two Knorr Quick Lunches - for dinner! Love a Knorr Quick Lunch.

Thought my Airbnb guest was dead because I hadn't seen him for two days, but he was just out and about. He's in great form actually.

Found a new compartment in my car today, with a medical kit in it. Never knew it was there and I've had it over 18 months. It has a cool scissors in it and all the dressings are German. BMWs fucking rock.

Out of hospital, at home with the child and the dogs and the birdies singing outside.

Homestore and More - all lights half price!

Outdoor Christmas light success!

It would be, but I will undoubtedly find something that needs cleaning.

For the first time in ages, I have nothing to do tomorrow.

Kind of. You can get eyebrow 'merkins' apparently. The world has gone completely mad now.

I totally had the wrong idea about eyebrow threading - I thought 'they' weaved threads into people's half baldy, overplucked eyebrows. Just shows you how far removed from the real world I am these days.