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Heating is gone and I'd just a shit day in hospital and fuck lockdown

Thankfully it stopped bleeding and I didn't need to get the glue done. It's still a bit tender though.

Split my head open earlier, was bending down cleaning my campervan and straightened up into the metal frame of the half door. There was blood everywhere, it's still kind of bleeding but my doctor friend is going to stick some glue on it or something in the morning. FML.

DYInG all day !

Just wasted two hours of my life arguing with a stranger on facebook! I can’t walk away from mansplaining ! Extra half bottle of wine onboard now to deal with the anger , I’ll be fucking hanging tomorrow !

I'm on some stupid diet thing but I'm a bit drunk now and am starving and have to get up early as well and am just going to lose the fucking head basically.

I have an old dog who nearly died from overeating yesterday and cost me a fortune in vet bills click clacking around the fucking house, a puppy that is fucking batshit and is eating plastic and barking at everyone, two bizarrely pyjamad Italian guests who have no english and are smoking out...

Wasting my valuable time trying to compose a polite 'fuck off' text when I really just want to type 'fuck off' and have done with it.

Someone referenced me in an email years ago (I posted about it on here at the time) calling me Tank Girl and actually wrote in brackets after it "as in size of, not cute comic book character". I hope he's dead now.

Morto!

I have had a lot of jelly and ice cream these last few days, probably more than I had in my entire childhood. Someone brought in Maltesers and they just had to go in the bin. Hot grapes are disgusting btw.

Maybe home tomorrow , fingers crossed. The heating is off now at least!

I have been in a hospital room with two radiators on full blast for 6 days recovering from surgery. It is fucking sweltering and I'm not allowed to do anything to cool myself down as I need my blood vessels to stay open to heal everything. I am also wearing extremely tight surgical clothing...

Don't get me fucking started

It's the same people unfortunately, which is why it's taken me weeks of poor sleep to bring it up :( I was quite spooked about their over-reaction to the last incident and was sneaking in and out of my own house for weeks to avoid them. I've been back on nodding terms with the husband the last...

Had to have a word with the neighbour about his new ritual of hoovering before 7am every morning. It didn't end up in a row or anything but he didn't seem too happy and now my nerves are gone.

I was trying to empty a 15kg bag of dog food into a big bucket and spilled it all over the place. It nearly broke me cleaning it up, if I had have had a can of petrol to hand I more than likely would have set fire to the house and walked away.

Rubbed chili in my ear earlier! The pain was fucking incredible, spread into my face and under my eye! My ear is now full of milk :(

I willn't

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