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i don't want to rob anything, just tip toe in for a sneaky blasht of studying. Do students get fingerprinted, or is it swipe cards or what?

well, i'm going to Madrid for a weekend. whats good to do there? i know its huge. haven't booked anywhere to stay yet..were looking for a nice hostel maybe.

srsly. a few weeks ago i decided to go to the shop to get some cheese. so there i was opening the front door and there there was a woman pissing on the doorstep. what the heck is going on here, i thought to myself, when i saw her crouching. then i heard the sissss sound of pissing and saw the...

because theres a mouse in my house. and he might be squished in a trap with blood all over the place when i get back. want someone else to get there before me to get rid of the little dead body. and clean the blood off the walls. or, he might not be dead, and still standing around the...