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HA! Going for Gold. WTF is Jedward? Their poor parents. If I don't get a phonecall from Ryan to say I've won the competition my 4 year old will never forgive me.

Was just about to post about BRAMORA. Most wonderful bra shop in the world. Was just there the other week with my sister and we left the shop with wonderfully shaped jugs. Total revelation. Definitely a must for bigger boobs.

For the stoners amongst you - place creme egg in spoon, immerse spoon in cup of tea for 30 seconds, place melted creme egg in mouth, float on cloud of hash-induced melted-chocolate coma. Amazing.

Yes, same with the creche my little one goes to although my sister who's the montessori teacher in same creche says that some of the girls would just buzz people in without checking who it is first :mad: This guy apparently said he wanted information on the intercom so you can't blame the...

Likewise, my friend who'd never been to Catholic mass replied "Why thank you!" to all the people who shook her hand while saying "Peace be with you". To this day she thinks Irish Catholics are top notch.

He's married to an Irish woman. Anyone ever notice his weird, skinny, awkward hands? I could never fancy him because of it. Ewwww

My poor new boss is having a fierce hard time trying to communicate with the dinosaurs at work. His emails are particularly perplexing. "..blah blah blah.We need to get our house in order, get the collateral together JIT". Apparently by this he meant we needed to get a biog of an executive...

jesus wept. No wonder Ireland has the lowest breastfeeding rate in Europe. Any man who pervs at a woman breast feeding has serious mental issues. Ole wans are the worst though - "sure would you not put your baby on the bottle; she's hungry" - fuck off and mind your own business you ignorant...

what about Elliott Smith stabbing himself in the heart? Grim, poor divil. I have this phobia/fear of people standing on my heels when they walk behind me or slicing my heels off. Gross, shudder.

I know...bless em. No one had money in my school so no uniform day was serious pressure and the good wear was hauled out.

When I was a body conscious, constantly mortified teenager attending a mixed school I simply hated no uniform days because of the bitches in my school. I fucking hated how some trendy girls and boys with their levi 501s and shirts tucked in (remember early 90s) would laugh at the less trendy...

Whatevs. How's the 'tache?

Can't believe I repped you earlier! :D Breast feeding is so hard, depressing and painful at the start. I remember nearly crying everytime I had to feed my baby and began to resent it. But with support and encouragement by my partner and midwife etc I stuck with it. My mother and mother in...

Oh and Billy, buy a million muslin cloths. They are invaluable for little pukes and dribbles etc. You can rinse them out and they dry in no time. Oh, you can use them with the little one too.

Very good call Yes x 10,000. For about 3 weeks after I had my little un I lived in my pyjamas and struggled with breastfeeding 8 times a day for an hour at a time, which resulted in me being a permanent fixture on the couch and living on cups of tea and biscuits. I would have adored if...

Dudes, they're playing 'the festival that can't be named' that takes place in Punchestown in July. Eagles of Death Metal playing it too. Please god of rock arrange a small gig in maybe the Olympia or Ambassador for QOTSA the night before they play that festival so I can go. Oh and arrange...

The Classic albums documentary on the making of Graceland is the best thing in the world. Paul Simon is so nuts in it, slags off Carrie Fisher and gets tremendously excited about the recording process. Have any of youse seen it? The classic albums series is amazing in general.

My 20 month old while licking a cracker - "I lusz you budda" which translates to "I love you, butter"