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haha i LOVE svu. great show. i've only ever given a woman a black eye twice and it was a good few years ago. my wife bought a brand of christmas tree lights that flashed in a very irregular way. half way through an xmas special of blankedy blank i just lost it and managed to catch both her eyes...

i used to have a cocker spaniel that had ears like my wifes tits. during walks i trained her to take the leash in her mouth.