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  1. Osama Van Halen

    WHO'S GOIN' TO THE GIG NEXT TUESDAY?

    YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!!
  2. Osama Van Halen

    F**************** MORONS

    NICKLEODEON. CANCELLED A SHIT COOL SHOW. CORPORATE MOTHERFUCKIN' ACCOUNTANTS CAN FUCK THE FUCK OFF OUTTA THE PLACE RIGHT NOW GODDAMNIT. BOARDS OF SOCIAL REJECTS WHO ARE TOO TERRIFIED TO MAKE A DECISION CAN GO WITH THEM. JESUS!! I KNOW IT'S ALL BEEN SAID BEFORE...BUT I'VE GOTTA SAY IT AGAIN...
  3. Osama Van Halen

    HEELLLLP! The F****** BANKS

    SO, I'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO FIND OUT IF YOU CAN STILL CASH A PAY CHEQUE IN THE BANK IT WAS DRAWN FROM. THIS IS BANK OF IRELAND RELATED. THEIR WEBSITE IS RUBBISH AND FULL OF NOTHIN' BUT CREDIT CARD PROMOTIONS. THEIR FAQs ARE HORSESHIT. HELP A BROTHER OUT. I'LL HIGH FIVE DAVID LEE ROTH FOR YA WHEN...
  4. Osama Van Halen

    MCD

    THE METROPOLITAN CHURCH DUBLIN... ON THE IRISHTOWN/SANDYMOUNT BORDER. WHAT'S GOIN' ON THERE?? ALLAHQUAANNNDO!!!
  5. Osama Van Halen

    MANTUA...HELP NEEDED

    RIGHT THEN... I'M DOIN' VISUALS FOR SOME SPRING CHICKEN UP AT THIS MANTUA THING. CAN'T GO UP ON THE FRIDAY.. IT'LL HAVE TO BE THE SATURDAY. WHAT HAPPENS NOW? ANYONE GOT A SPOT FOR AN' GOOD OLD FASHION LOVER BOY IN THEIR SALOON ON SATURDAY? OR OTHER RECOMMENDATIONS ON HOW TO GET WHEREVER IT...
  6. Osama Van Halen

    BURGERS AND MUSIC

    THAT JO BURGER GAFF IN RATHMINES... AMAZING BURGERS. AND THERE'S GOOD SOUNDS ALL OVER THE SHOP. AND THEY'VE BEER TOO. HAS THOSE BOBO's BOZOs SORTED THAT SHIT OUT YET?? COLIN FARREL WAS THERE TOO. EATIN' LIKE A MAN. ALLAHQUAANNNDO!!!
  7. Osama Van Halen

    AMERICAN FOOTBALL

    SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT IT AS A COMPETITIVE SPORT, (I SAY ALLAHQUAANNNDO!!!).... FROM A LEGAL STANDPOINT IT'S HYSTERICAL. SCROLL THROUGH THIS PDF.. http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/Pacman_Appeal.pdf THAT'S JUST THE LAST 7 YEARS!! DEADSPIN RULES.
  8. Osama Van Halen

    MAN U SUCK

    ALLAHQUAANNNDO!!
  9. Osama Van Halen

    PODGE n RODGE LAST NIGHT....

    ANYONE WATCH IT? I NEED CONFIRMATION THAT THEY USED A CLIP OF ME AND WHEELS TO SLAG O'SHEA FORM 'SEOIGE AND O'SHEA'. RUMOURS FLYIN' ROUND ALL OVER THE PLACE. ALLAHQUAANNNDO n OUT
  10. Osama Van Halen

    AND THE OSCAR FOR EDITING....

    GOES TO THESE GUYS..... FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT. RZAMORTIS??? NIGGAQUAANNNDO!!!
  11. Osama Van Halen

    HOW MESSED UP IS YOUR BAND?

    MAN.... YOU COULD SEE THIS COMIN' A MILE AWAY. FUCKIN' HELL. http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2007/03/08/from-eddie-to-his-fans-an-explanation/ VELVET REVOLVER To Perform ROTH And HAGAR Tunes At ROCK HALL - Mar. 9, 2007 Launch Radio Networks reports: VELVET REVOLVER...
  12. Osama Van Halen

    GIVE A MAN A REVIEW

    GIG LAST FRIDAY IN BERLIN.... DEADLY. WHITE TRASH IS A WEIRD PLACE. I WAS RELIABLY INFORMED THAT THE PLACE WAS CHOCKA BLOC WITH FAMOUS GERMANS.... DIDN'T KNOW ANY OF 'EM. WOULD HAVE LIKED TO SEE BERNHARD LANGER (HA HA HA HA) OR ANKE HUBER. ANYWAY... THE CROWD DIDN'T HOLD UP TO THE POSER...
  13. Osama Van Halen

    IT'S 9pm... LIFESTYLE MY HOLY HOLE

    .....LIKE I SAID.... IT'S 9pm. I HATE MY JOB SOMETIMES... hmmmm... WE'LL SETTLE ON MOST TIMES. ALLAHQUAANNDON'T
  14. Osama Van Halen

    RONALDINHO IS A HORSE

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Ronaldinio-football-star-sculptured-as-a-white-horse_W0QQitemZ160087004564QQihZ006QQcategoryZ37753QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem WHAT THE QUAANNDO??
  15. Osama Van Halen

    NEW SHOWS... ON THE WAY

    HERE'S ONE OF THE THINGS WE MAKE IN WORK.... I DON'T THINK A SELF-ALLAHQUAANNNDO!!! WOULD BE OUT OF ORDER
  16. Osama Van Halen

    FIGHTING A LOSING BATTLE

    DE-REPPED FOR TALKIN' ABOUT BURGERS. YOUZE ARE FIGHTING A LOSING BATTLE. ONE OF MY MEATY MEN WILL COUNTER ACT YOUR BAD JUJU. JUST FOR THAT I'M GONNA EAT LOADS OF MEAT TODAY. AND TOMMORROW. DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO. JESUS. YOU DON'T FIND ME KICKIN' UP A STINK ABOUT THE STEVE ALBINI...
  17. Osama Van Halen

    OLD JOY

    DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP. IT'S ALRIGHT. IN THE WAY THAT HAVIN' A COUPLE OF CANS WITH A FRIEND, NOT TALKIN' MUCH AND NOTHIN' REMOTELY EXCITING HAPPENING IS ALRIGHT. THE WRITER MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN TO HAND IN A SCRIPT AND THEY JUST WENT AHEAD AND FILMED SOMETHING ANYWAY. PEOPLE FALLING ASLEEP ALL...
  18. Osama Van Halen

    YO LEFTY!! AMEN FOR BASKETBALL

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/basketball/magic/orl-magicdancers-pg,0,4570733.photogallery?coll=orl-sports-utility-magic&index=11 AAALLLLAAAHHHQUAAANNNNDO!!!!
  19. Osama Van Halen

    FULL NELSON

    IF I WERE TO TELL YOU ALL WHAT GIG I'LL BE AT TOMORROW NIGHT THREADS MIGHT BE CLOSED. I WILL BE AT IT AND I WILL BE INSANELY OVER THE MOON. TRASNA AN LUAN IF YOU WILL. I'LL BE OUTSIDE ON THE BANKS OF A RIVER THAT RUNS BESIDE THE VENUE BLAZIN' WHILE A MEDIOCRE AT BEST SUPPORT ACT STINKS THE JOINT...
  20. Osama Van Halen

    SEOIGE AND O'SHEA WILL ROCK TODAY

    TRUST ME. WATCH IT. AND GO TO THE DICE BAR TONIGHT TO GIVE CASH TO THE KIDS. DO IT YOUZE BUMS!! MOUSTACHAQUAANNNDO!!!
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