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Hey, is this thing on? *tap tap* I know I haven't posted here in yonks, but you've rearranged! Place looks great. Where's the toilet? Was it where I just...? Oh, no? Sorry. No, you wipe it up. Anyway, so some of you know that I've been running a live storytelling and games event with a...

Saw this on a trash can this evening. Someone should ring Jury's and leave a message for Marian from Tom. http://twitpic.com/2ft2i

We should do a Thumped one called Prickopedia. http://www.mickopedia.org/

Could someone make this a poll? Who is your favourite Brian? Brian Cowen Brian Lenihan Brian Boru Brian Goggin Brian O'Driscoll Did I miss any? Oh, and once again, my inability to find a job as a tabloid sub means that the Nation is deprived of my two headlines/photo captions...

Well, folks, I'm about to hit the 10,000 mark, making my total Thumped postage one digit (or two, at this point in the year) longer than the amount of my take-home pay in a year. I'm taking requests. What should it be about? I don't want to waste it. Part of me thinks it should be an...

Crap. Where was I again? I was between the front and the back and next thing I knew I couldn't get the smell off my hands.

Any advice?

I didn't do anything. It was plugged in and everything, and then all of a sudden I got a window that said I didn't have enough privileges to access it, then it said it hadn't been disconnected properly and bye bye. I checked the connection and everything, and it wasn't disconnected at any...

That's it. Just fill in the blanks. If it were socially acceptable to drink maple syrup, I would down gallons of the stuff straight from the casks. If it were socially acceptable to be a slob and flash a bit of arseflesh, I would probably never bother to wear pants (undies, yes, just I...

I gives up. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1120730/Militant-Druids-fight-museum-4-000-year-old-skeleton-called-Charlie.html?ITO=1490 The article starts out hilarious and then just gets funnier. I give this puppy eleven biscuits.

Shameless. No apologies for this plug. Just so fuckin' proud of my friend it's not even funny. Please buy his book and make him a wealthy man. KTHX. http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/magazine/2009/0124/1232474676472.html (Please also buy it from your local indie bookshop.)...

I'm having a massively rotten morning for a number of reasons, and I'm trying to look at pictures of puppies to make myself feel a little better. But since a lot of people on here have needed some cheering up lately, and since this is still the most depressing week of the year and the...

Last night, we played our own versions of Scattergories and Balderdash, and I discovered that my true calling is probably in writing Lifetime Original movies and/or soap operas. Not only was the discovery well-timed, since I've been feeling like a talentless, useless, loser, but I also am not...

Those of you who heard the amazing This American Life with the bit about the Lee Middleton dolls, if you're dumb like me, then maybe you'll have been dumb enough to look up what those fucking things are. I don't really know what to say, except that I think it's now clear what Dick Cheney is...

The prize is a day on the pricks of Thumped. The prize is awarded to the band who wins.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7829267.stm :(

Cool: http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/21666 Possibly a bad idea given the 'current economic climate': http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/gizmodo-imterview-jonathon-keats-115322.php But still cool.

Benign, uncontroversial statement of fact. Unnecessary evidence to confirm that fact. Watertight closing comment that will in no way offend anyone for any reason.

I know we already have a cute lifestyles thread that will (and should) outlive any other animal or cuteness thread on the internet, but I just want to start a feel-good thread about the awesomeness of dogs. SRSLY, like: They will make friends with anyone who has the capacity for...