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Wrong thread probably, but when my mum planted trees, she'd have dad hammer a stake into the ground, then tie them together to keep the tree growing upright. This fancy fish and chip shop I'm sitting in has gone and planted scaffolding poles. Moreso, in true festival standard, they have double...

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/jul/26/two-in-five-arrested-for-last-summers-uk-riots-had-been-reported-for-domestic-abuse

You shouldn't lick helium.

Is there still that other site? Pricks dot com or something?

I did just catch myself singing it there. This is how they get you!!

That was a bit long really. Not sure what I was expecting.

Three more Egyptian geese fluffs appeared today. Not sure if they're the children or grandchildren of the first two I met.

Hadn't even thought of that. I guess the sentence was somewhere in the back of my mind. And yes.

Ooh, said housemate, what's this old toaster doing in the cupboard, let's plug it in.... TRIP Well, I said, there's a reason that toaster has been in the cupboard. It's definitely repairable, but testing it without checking was not great. I was shaving when all the lights went out. Hilarious...

I'm sure he meant well.

A friend of mine had a similar break recently. She was up and about in maybe three weeks with a big modern cast thing. She's older than you and probably less healthy. It took a little longer for her to get back to work, but she's a bartender who cycles everywhere. Not that I'm saying you should...

you seriously in all the years leading up to the tv show, you never heard the riff to Iron Man? The solo stuff is not great.

Died for METAL?

1:20. Satisfactory. At least until Pete comes along and says he did it in quantum time.

You've sucked a fierce amount of diesel.

One is Ed Sheeran, and one is Phil Anselmo.

Eep. I am genuinely sorry to hear that, but for the sake of prickiality: Your wankles still work though? That's going to be important in the, ahem, coming days.

What does that mean? They have identify every pic that contains a bus or something? Interesting peaking behind the curtain.

FINALLY heard a rumble of thunder. The humidity has really been fucking people off, since at least Thursday. This is a literally palpable relief.

These pricks are genuinely amazing at playing air hockey. Because we have an air hockey machine now. Like, there's a gang of urchins now, and the one I hadn't met before was like Ronaldo. Boom, goal, that's it. He was also really good at corralling all the other younglings. Beat me twice...