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you bollock. YouTube - Why must I cry

will you answer your fucking phone!

As a follow up to my Halloween thread, what are we all getting? *crosses fingers* come ON girls aloud tickets! Q- What did the naughty elf get when he ran through Mrs. Clause' legs? A- A clit round the ear and a flap in the face.

check out my adorable baby nephew, who has no name. my brothers' ideas have so far stretched to calling it after himself.. roman jnr doesnt really have any kind of ring to it. i know i shouldnt be pimping out a day old baby on internets but any name suggestions? i like pubert.

what i dream i just woke up from: there was a band, which consisted of daragh lynch, the two corms, these two birds ive never seen before, and rob o donnell. i somehow got roped into being the stylist for the band, because they were going on Xfactor, but it was called punXfactor (srsly, i do...

won two tickets to that magic macabre thing or whatever its called. its on at midnight, theres about a 5per cent chance of me going, so basically does anyone want them?

Will there be any amazing costumes this year? I have absolutely no idea what to dress up as. These are quite fetching though-

someone call over for tea with me and dregin

is important.

urgently required!!