Return of the Living Thumped Disco AIDS massacre
Instead of coming up with a witty retort, penis-breath, I'll just come along with a bunch of clumsy, syringe-bearing H.I.Vers. That'll learn ye's.
I'll be arriving in a puff of brimstone BTW - remember to stand clear.
Please make it so, Pete.
I'm just so gosh darned lonely.com.
Maybe I'll find love..... abroad...
I'm outta here fuckwits - might smell y'all sometime soon if'n I c'n get myself connected - otherwise, till anon,
peas & love,
Not as bad as the cringe-fest that the Public Enemy gig in the red box turned out to be.
Flava Flav's anti-brit ranting being totally ill-informed and making him come accross as a complete ass-wipe. Then he pulled out a tenner and started calling it "fucking british money" and held a lighter to...
1984 : wonky
1984 - YOU didn't look too bad yourself. Propping up the fag machine and rummaging for change in other people's pockets.
I still can't believe you took SO much LSD and tried to break into the Gravity bar to remove its couplings and fly it up to three-rock to meet ALF and give him...
ATP: not fucking long now, wha'?
Will somebody bring moisturising cream please?
Thanks a bunch.
Delicious little airplane brekkie to look forward to tomorrow! I fucking love those little blighters, I've already bagsed a pal's so that's at least 2 I'll be shoving down my fat hairy throat in...
Who am I fucking kidding.
Of course I'm going.
Roll on 5am tomorrow. I love an early start. Tho 5 is a bit early for a wake-me-up hand shandy - might have to crack one off on the plane instead. And you know, If I face forward while I cum, my ejaculatory juices will technically be travelling...
Fuck this for a game of eels in the bath with your mates and the baby oil.
it's 5:15 on wednesday 17th of april and I STILL DON'T KNOW if I'll be going or not.
If I DON'T go, I'll still be paying for a flight and a ticket, but If I DO go I'm paying for those AND trains AND spending money AND...
Personally, I come for the Shite and stay for the Music stuff.
In fairness it's a breed of shite that's a cut or two above the rest, cram-packed with rapier wit and cut-throat satire; 'Pricks' for instance.
after weeks of having vague rumours and half remembered anecdotes recounted to me by my friends on the inside I'm back to stick my ugly head where it belongs and offer an enthusiastic 'hello' to all my nearest and dearest online associates.
Pete, I am deeply touched by...
just finished work and have officially entered the ranks of the unemployed and the world of non-line. Access to the net over the forseeable future will be limited at best so it looks like I'll be going cold turkey. Thanks for the new vice Pete, I Owe You One.
That's about it, my...
Fuck shake... I live just opposite temple bar - and by jesus this weekend was a depressing affair.
A murderous, intimidating atmosphere prevailed from friday evening through to the wee hours of monday morning.
There is a loathsome selection of pissheads evident on the streets from early in the...