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TMI egg. T M I You know you're getting old when you are talking about your bowel movements.

Ah no, that was for comic effect. I'm a regular guy. Like Damon Allbran from blur. I have quite successfully spread a fake new rumor about a guy in work, that he's so mean he only shits once a week. I hear a lot of people saying it to him now. All it takes is repetition.

Yeah, life in general I used to shit multiple times a day. Now I'm lucky if I can manage one a week.

PROPPPAH TWEEELVE

I missed this from our future presidents "

Don't get excited about anything anymore.

Scream and scream again (1970) Disjointed thriller made by amicus. Basically it's about a mad surgeon, funded by some foreign totalitarian regime who modifies regular humans to create "composites" beings with extraordinary strength and intelligence. One of them escapes and starts killing young...

Adam Ant - Goody two shoes (1982)

I did one of those years ago. A few drinks on me on an icey winter's night, I hit the ground full force. Luckily I landed on the flat of my back, any other way I probably would have broke something. Even more lucky there was no one around to record it.

I'm more, meh Christmas.

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/politics/sinn-fein-tables-no-confidence-motion-in-justice-minister-helen-mcentee-over-dublin-riots-response/a72522590.html The shiiners probably know a few lads who could police the streets for them.

Both gone within a few months of each other.

Recent pic of me and my new guitar.

The wan with the nips I'm waiting for ann post to say "They all have nips"

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So people can't endure a few seconds of coldness on a toilet seat now? Goddamn millennial, gen z snowflakes

No way man, Damon Allbran is a regular guy.

https://m.independent.ie/videos/labour-td-aodhan-o-riordain-brands-conor-mcgregor-gobdaw-and-accuses-politicians-of-surrendering-to-far-right/a377617324.html Its on. McGregor is going to cruise up the quays on his yacht, where a chauffeur driven solid gold diamond encrusted lambo will be...

Is learning Chinese an option in schools now? Totally off topic

I can do a good Michael Healy Rae impersonation. Danny is harder to do, its much more feral & you put yourself at the risk of choking.