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  1. Corey

    Smoking with your left hand.

    -or with your right, if you're a lefty. I just cant do it. Any takers?
  2. Corey

    Urgently in need of a guitar and some lessons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    All kinds of lessons. Basically i want to master all forms of guitar music, with a particular emphasis on anything that sounds like steely dan. Any takers?
  3. Corey

    LETS EVERYBODY GET BACK TO WORK.

    This is terrible. I've got a family to feed for fucks sake. Pete, lock this thread.
  4. Corey

    POST PICTURES OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND HERE.

    -and void your rage by getting fucking beat to shit for it later. This is my girlfriend. I feel ballsy today, y'know? Or somewhat suicidal. Time will tell.
  5. Corey

    SNOOKER.

    What the hell is the matter with you people? We're into the semi-finals already and not so much as a curt tap of approval in this fabulous sport's general and felt-clad direction. It's chess with balls. John Virgo is the grandad everybody never had as a child. Fu's gonna win. O'Sullivan will...
  6. Corey

    Thumped Omnibus.

    I been off fighting the good fight but am now back, in black, and broken legged. did lefty get that vespa in the end? Where is everyone? Did Ben Dunne follow through on his offer to make mrs b haven his fitness centre mascot? Is Hector Grey ever gonna make it out of the crystal maze, or did...
  7. Corey

    UTTER CUNTS

    ..
  8. Corey

    PRICKS.

    Just kidding. Ah.
  9. Corey

    Claiming refunds for expenses.

    So i know sole traders can do it, along with other companies and so on and so forth; but can or how do dandy artist fop-hippies claim for things like paint and 'research' matieirials (porn)? I cant register as a sole trader or i l0ose tax exemption eligibility, and i cant claim tax exemption if...
  10. Corey

    Not to put too fine a point on it...

    say I'm the only bee in your bonnet, Put a little birdhouse in your soul.
  11. Corey

    Wide awake and wierd.

    9 hours kip in three days. Feelin' it. Whats a good office sleeping position?
  12. Corey

    Rhodec.

    The missus is gonna be starting one of those rodec courses in interior design soon, and is looking to kinow what kind of programs are good for this sort of thing. I'm thinking 3DS max, flash and illustrator, but i'm sure there's a proper CAD program specifically for this knid of thing. Anyone...
  13. Corey

    Notebooks.

    Right so. I want to buy this because it's the cheapest: Inspiron 1300 Please Call to Order Call our sales department on 0870 9074247 to order this great Dell product! Intel® Pentium® M Processor1 Product HighlightsProduct ViewsTech SpecsService & SupportThe scalable value solution The...
  14. Corey

    oooooooh. Y'little bastid.

    Damned if there aint nothing more annoying than a pain-in-the-ass cut-on-the-knuckles. fffffffffff... bloody hell. that is all.
  15. Corey

    Who would get what if you ran christmas?

    So if you were some fat costumed-up beardy-paedo who liked looking at reindeer arse while at work, what would you give as gifts to specific thumpsters? I'd book in the whole of eirecore as the audience for one taping of Questions and Answers. Then sell it on dvd in BT2's from dave mcsavages...
  16. Corey

    A Queer Week.

    I been actin all queer the past week. Whats up wit that shit?
  17. Corey

    The worst christmas you ever had.

    I'm otherwise quite chirpy today. Mine have been all relativley drunken/hungover hilarity from working the night before, but alas those days are gone for now. The most memorable one was arriving in a hospital at 3 a.m hammered, looking for my little brother who'd had his face ripped up by a...
  18. Corey

    Letter of Resignation.

    Never written one before. So far i got this: Dear Sir: "ssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...." Sincierley, Mr. Corey. Suggestions please and thank you.
  19. Corey

    Songs that leave you blubbering like a child.

    Inspired by poor Zee's fetid state this morning and Lefty's admission to being a right pussy. Mine's a classic. That Lucky Old Sun by Ray charles. As if you could'nt feel any worse. Y'Poor Git.
  20. Corey

    Animate! on C4

    Watched it last night. You gotta love channel four when it comes to independent animation. All good stuff. Could have sworn i heard a jimmycake track on one of them,(As The Crow flies) but there were no credits soo i could'nt check. Goes down very well with a couple doobs.
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