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Don't think I could ever do this. Maybe because I have cancer, had loads of reconstruction surgery etc. I just don't want to have to explain anything or have anyone belittle me. Plus I hate all men now.

Liking posts from 2008, thanks everyone

I've spent around a hundred quid for no fucking reason

We should do a podcast!

Yeah I think Andy is a bit of a dope, I can tolerate him though, he's ok. But I just want Bob to keep talking about ANYTHING, I love him so much. As I said I don't listen to podcasts at all, they all sound so dead and hollow, but this just got me and I love walking around the park giggling...

It's the only podcast I've ever listened to , I love it so much.

I've been on steroids for two weeks. As much as I like buzzing off my head I'm kind of addicted to it now and have had very little sleep. All I'm doing is walking, eating, drinking and making compulsive purchases. Days are VERY LONG

Ah while it's nowhere near as deadly as having a deadly little baby, I've had really bad double vision for almost a month and I felt like I lived on another planet , but it seems to be settling with my radiotherapy treatment. So winners all round for everyone !

They do come here but I thought they stay more rural . Maybe it was an owl. It better be something `awesome for waking me up!

I think I heard a cuckoo in the garden this morning. In Crumlint. It was around dawn. If it wakes me up again I'll try and record it. There are always herons around here as well, they just love Crumlint!

Bought a new battery from Duracell , Bluetooth mouse and keyboard , as long as I don’t close the lid it’s perfect 😂

AFAIR a Brian Dennehy pic was in my orginal Horn post!

DYInG all day !

Joe Wilkinson from tv liked a photo I posted on Twitter of my dog’s balls that I drew faces on.

Just wasted two hours of my life arguing with a stranger on facebook! I can’t walk away from mansplaining ! Extra half bottle of wine onboard now to deal with the anger , I’ll be fucking hanging tomorrow !

not a fan of baldies and that shirt is rank ! Give me big lazy Aussie bagpuss any time 😊

John Torode, lazy eyed sexy bastard from Masterchef. Majorly rideable and he can cook you a great dinner.

I can smell mutton the last two days , dirty, greasy old mutton . What the fuck like! What if it’s permanent ?

prob just shitting too much pal