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I got asked to be a hair model for Peter Mark yesterday. By that I mean I got asked if I wanted to go into the training centre on North Earl street and get a free hair cut. But when you say it the first way it sounds deadlier

bargain.

Score. I still like checked shirts but I'm getting kind of stuck in a rut.

That's it, next payday I'm getting a black shirt. I've enough check shirts to last me 2 lifetimes

I could call myself Long John Silver Surfer

I actually wear skinny jeans a fair bit too. Thankfully my parents have never commented on my genitals. Although, I remember one day my 2 year old was pointing at my jeans and going "Look, there's daddy trousers" and then my wife said "You mean daddy's tights". Fair play to her, that was a...

Then what would I do with my superhero costume?

Now, you can save on repairs!

I remember a few years ago a mate of mine bought his one and only pair of skinny jeans. He got home and the first thing his da said when he walked in the door was "Paul, I can see your balls". That was the end of skinny jeans for him

If you keep something long enough it's bound to come into fashion

They have a tear in the knee. All the kids are wearing them that way these days. In the depths of winter no less. Personally I'd be afraid of getting frost cock.