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  1. Cornu Ammonis

    Ireland

    Those racists are still protesting at the recycling centre in Ballyogan to protect the children from foreign rapists and murderers. Meanwhile, Irish men: https://www.rte.ie/news/courts/2024/0708/1458804-raymond-shorten-court/
  2. Cornu Ammonis

    Upcoming Gigs of Interest

    Listen, you can’t knock Coldplay until you see them live. The records and shit and all but I saw them once and in that moment I knew I found the nadir of human experiences and my ears have never recovered.
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    The WTF Thread

    I was imagining from your description that he was like an old man but baby-sized.
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    BREXIT

    Ok, given you’ve used a cloud pun about the weather, I’ll give you your last word.
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    BREXIT

    Correct, it is maths to say there is a different value. It was the “the numbers are different and therefore this reason because maths” that was the part that didn’t add up. Statistics are not an abstract truth, context is everything and coincidences are common - a 3% drop in one does not infer...
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    BREXIT

    You were furious, you just don’t remember coming around to my house screaming about sampling error and clustering biases. We had to get the guards involved. It was carnage.
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    Minor Pleasures

    That’s great to hear because I thought I was going mad this week when one of our staff got married and I suggested that we buy him a One4All voucher from the office. Everyone just broke eye contact and mumbled something about just getting a card for him. I ended up buying him a voucher on my own...
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    Coffee

    Have children and then all your hot drinks are cold by the time you get to them.
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    BREXIT

    I think it was the stubborn “here’s my opinion but it’s maths” bit that has broken @magicbastarder and sent him down a drinking wormhole. Honestly, there’s a lot of wasted anger here when yizzers are all making jokes about octopuses and insisting that they really have tentacles. They’re not...
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    BREXIT

    I think it’s cute.
  11. Cornu Ammonis

    Tell me a joke thread

    No, it has arms. Tentacles only have suckers at the end and an octopus has them going up the arms.
  12. Cornu Ammonis

    What movie did you watch last night?

    I need to go back to The Lighthouse. I watched the first half and never went back to it.
  13. Cornu Ammonis

    Minor Pleasures

    My cousin’s and a friend performed The Smashing Pumpkins “Tonight, Tonight” and Bonnie Prince Billy “Beast for Thee” at our wedding. My cousin couldn’t quite figure out the guitar so I ended up getting Matt Sweeney himself to teach it to him over the internet.
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    Tell me a joke thread

    An octopus doesn’t have any tentacles. This joke is broken.
  15. Cornu Ammonis

    BREXIT

    There were 20,000 less votes in this GE compared to the last one which would be “worth” about 2.6% of the vote in the current election. So trying to make an inference on a 3% change when the sample size changes that much is a stretch. Especially when it comes to a measure like voting behaviour...
  16. Cornu Ammonis

    New Manics single

    I heard some of the Manics soundcheck as I was leaving work. I walked a bit faster to get out of earshot.
  17. Cornu Ammonis

    Jobs

    Science doesn’t pay unless you are way up the chain in a big company or got into academia years ago.
  18. Cornu Ammonis

    Ireland

    DPP filing an appeal because sentence was too lenient: https://www.rte.ie/news/courts/2024/0701/1457608-cathal-crotty-defence-forces/
  19. Cornu Ammonis

    Minor complaints thread

    Not speaking from experience.
  20. Cornu Ammonis

    Minor complaints thread

    I’m going to say it’s a slippery slope towards sticking lead models up your arse.
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