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You were furious, you just don’t remember coming around to my house screaming about sampling error and clustering biases. We had to get the guards involved. It was carnage.

That’s great to hear because I thought I was going mad this week when one of our staff got married and I suggested that we buy him a One4All voucher from the office. Everyone just broke eye contact and mumbled something about just getting a card for him. I ended up buying him a voucher on my own...

Have children and then all your hot drinks are cold by the time you get to them.

I think it was the stubborn “here’s my opinion but it’s maths” bit that has broken @magicbastarder and sent him down a drinking wormhole. Honestly, there’s a lot of wasted anger here when yizzers are all making jokes about octopuses and insisting that they really have tentacles. They’re not...

I think it’s cute.

No, it has arms. Tentacles only have suckers at the end and an octopus has them going up the arms.

I need to go back to The Lighthouse. I watched the first half and never went back to it.

My cousin’s and a friend performed The Smashing Pumpkins “Tonight, Tonight” and Bonnie Prince Billy “Beast for Thee” at our wedding. My cousin couldn’t quite figure out the guitar so I ended up getting Matt Sweeney himself to teach it to him over the internet.

An octopus doesn’t have any tentacles. This joke is broken.

There were 20,000 less votes in this GE compared to the last one which would be “worth” about 2.6% of the vote in the current election. So trying to make an inference on a 3% change when the sample size changes that much is a stretch. Especially when it comes to a measure like voting behaviour...

I heard some of the Manics soundcheck as I was leaving work. I walked a bit faster to get out of earshot.

Science doesn’t pay unless you are way up the chain in a big company or got into academia years ago.

DPP filing an appeal because sentence was too lenient: https://www.rte.ie/news/courts/2024/0701/1457608-cathal-crotty-defence-forces/

Not speaking from experience.

I’m going to say it’s a slippery slope towards sticking lead models up your arse.

Sequels are always a disappointment.

Your bet is on the money.

It looks like The Crows Have Eyes from Schitt's Creek.

Fucking Academy!

Lullaby by Leonard Cohen, The Cure, Low, Current 93, A Perfect Circle and Scott Walker/Sunn O))) in my iTunes library.