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When that happened i was like 'oh he escaped fair play'.

I know this seems wildly hard for people to deal with but I counted up numbers very roughly and there was about 3 left over and when i tried to account for it in changes it seemed to be in particular place - so i said that. It's not my opinion that there is 3 left over. If it said there was...

It’s ok, most of it is pigs anus now, so no sea critters harmed in the making of that deliciously anally snack.

I guess there are interesting to study I don't eat calamari because they are so biologically complex

You have the right to bare arms.

Wait a minute I have two arms and no suckers on them at all who gets to make up these rules

Don’t fancy a 23 year age gap between them. It just feels like the start of a bad Hallmark movie and a main plot point is I die and the eldest takes over.

the funny thing is statistics was the module i liked least in college.

You were furious, you just don’t remember coming around to my house screaming about sampling error and clustering biases. We had to get the guards involved. It was carnage.

That’s great to hear because I thought I was going mad this week when one of our staff got married and I suggested that we buy him a One4All voucher from the office. Everyone just broke eye contact and mumbled something about just getting a card for him. I ended up buying him a voucher on my own...

Anyway, have there been constituency changes in the UK which might explain this? Change in voter sentiment? Tactical voting? The number of candidates with massive majorities has dropped very noticeably.

FWIW I wasn't angry! Though obviously I came across like that if that's the impression other people got.

Have children and then all your hot drinks are cold by the time you get to them.

I think it was the stubborn “here’s my opinion but it’s maths” bit that has broken @magicbastarder and sent him down a drinking wormhole. Honestly, there’s a lot of wasted anger here when yizzers are all making jokes about octopuses and insisting that they really have tentacles. They’re not...

I think it’s cute.

No, it has arms. Tentacles only have suckers at the end and an octopus has them going up the arms.

https://bsky.app/profile/dasharez0ne.bsky.social/post/3kwkiky4ood2s

Neck coming along…

When I met @coraline from here at that The Sabbath gig I was very very drunk “I’m coraline” “Caroline?” “Coraline - neil gaiman, you know?” “Ok. Yeah… Caroline. Neil Diamond!”