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Clock's tickin'. Sanctions are gonna be up quicker than a trouser tent during baywatch. This is one sequel that's gonna beat the original. Yee-Har, ride em cowboy; know what i'm sayin?

Jus' sayin.

Bring it, ho'.

Good strong healthy teeth and bones, see?..

Apologies if this threads been done before. Heard the theme tune for bod yesterday for the first time in 20 years and went batshit fucking crazy for the duration. There was nothing i could do. Anyone any notin where it can be found? Here comes Bod.

Hooo. Its coming out like a laser beam.

So all this talk of falling asleep in work ,and not doing as much as you wanted at 30 has ressurected my burning desire to quit all jobs i hate and devote my time to doing somthing completely useless like painting. They sell well, but i never get to do any cos there's no time; and wot with new...

I would. But i dont want to ruin our friendship.

We know it's been mentioned before, but David Brent up behind the bar tells me it's their last night of business tomorrow, and seeing as Fitzgerald would be fool to leave broke as it is, anyone who has a soft spot for it's broken couches and sunlight through the winda's should maybe grab one...

I vaugely recall your post yesterday mentioning birthday somethings, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SHINY DANCER!

Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD. Starring: THE HOFF! 12.00, Utv i think. If you get in early and there's still booze in your bones.

It may be just bad for me. I aint done a fucking thing all day. Depending on your circumstances, how many hours a day/week/month do yiz spend on this forum?? -This is an open invitation to scare or humiliate me back to work. ed. Like starting a thread's gonna help, you fucking moron........

Happy Birthday Beans. See yiz when ye git back.

Of course you do. So lock up your sisters.And their friends. Cos they're making a movie of it. je-ay-zuzz....

Just found a copy of Mahalia Jackson's The Upper Room. It's so good it nearly made me wanna pray. -nearly... which begs the question as to whether devotional music can be appreciated on a technical level. Can it? Should it? and if so, does that take away from it's aesthetic?

Well den. Far be it from me to be sashaying round the place making grandiose proclamations; but how is it that just as soon as a good thing gets going in some wee rundown little bar you frequent; the owner goes and sells the pretty little bitch? Stags Heed sold and bought by one Louis Mulcahey...

I have a simply delightful kodak moment of me on my confirmation day, supping on what everyone thought was a mug of T.K, when in fact it was actually elderberry wine i'd pilfered from Mommy's special drawer earlier. Cant seem to get it on my avatar on tough. Even the teensyest little jpeg is...