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ooooh...keep us informedThe police just came in and arrested someone in my office. No one knows why yet.
The police just came in and arrested someone in my office. No one knows why yet.
It may well be!Spread a rumour that it was because of noncing.
People are having fun up the corridor from me.
Bastards. I have to walk past them having fun on the way to the jacks, see them all having fun. The best I can do is take a big dump and take some satisfaction from that.
I went back to my office, and closed the door. I can still hear them laughing. Bastards.
I constantly see people around me having great fun, and all I do is lurch around my office with my headphones on 24/7 serving my resting bitch face. Even though I look like a bitch, really I'd love to have some fun. If they weren't all trolls, of course.
If I didn't have headphones I would have quit years ago.I constantly see people around me having great fun, and all I do is lurch around my office with my headphones on 24/7 serving my resting bitch face. Even though I look like a bitch, really I'd love to have some fun. If they weren't all trolls, of course.
If I didn't have headphones I would have quit years ago.
I wear mine even if I'm not listening to music or on a call. It helps tune out the bullshit and ensures I don't get involved in any conversation. They're like my Gregory Porter comfort hat.When I used to work in an open office, there was one pain in the hole who used to arrive in and give a fucking monologue every morning about whatever banal bullshit was happening in their life. Slipping on the headphones to drown them out was extremely satisfying.
I wear mine even if I'm not listening to music or on a call. It helps tune out the bullshit and ensures I don't get involved in any conversation. They're like my Gregory Porter comfort hat.
Our heating has been broken for months. They've now kitted us out with heaters, at least. Ridiculous.Freezing in my office today. But I dare not turn the heater one lest the slumbering wasps awaken. It's a dilemma.
When I used to work in an open office, there was one pain in the hole who used to arrive in and give a fucking monologue every morning about whatever banal bullshit was happening in their life. Slipping on the headphones to drown them out was extremely satisfying.
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