embarassing sexual situations (1 Viewer)

[Squiggle]

I blame the flatmate - bringing home a sober teenager. Obviously you could cut glass with that thing.

There no one with a few drinks/pounds/years on board could compete with that.

Explain this arrangment - I think I've fallen foul of it before.

Well, she was going out with a guy in a band who needed constant ego massages (seems to be a common state). As far as I could work out she was mostly faking... but deathly afraid of losing him. For me, well, I was doing my best to be virtuous etc. so it was a useful situation, since the level of noise and apparent enjoyment coming from the other room was pretty intimidating.

 

[rampz]

not embarrassing for me per se but anyway, two words Hairy Tits. ladies please shave your tits. its not nice.

 

[ITalkShite]

not embarrassing for me per se but anyway, two words Hairy Tits. ladies please shave your tits. its not nice.

Having read this post, I feel both curious and inexperienced, having never experienced a hairy tit. At least, not one that was noticeably so.

 

[rampz]

Having read this post, I feel both curious and inexperienced, having never experienced a hairy tit. At least, not one that was noticeably so.

believe me, they exist.

 

[meta]

a Ford Cap Pas Capri

that's just ridiculous

 

[TenRabbits]

With the mot in tow.

When you say that.. do you mean the mot AS SCARE NOW.

 

[flashback]

When you say that.. do you mean the mot AS SCARE NOW.

Emm.
Em.

Yes?

Oh. I see. Gorillas mot as scare now.
Is that one of those Chompsy-equse sentences that is gramatically correct, but means nothing?

No idea. None.

Chompsky was over for dinner last night. Christ it was dull. !bog

 

[ann post]

Might have accidentally touched some dudes cock in the canteen queueueue while looking for my wallet.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

disgusting thread. you should all be ashamed of yourselves

 

[whiteknight]

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket.

 

[hugh]

Might have accidentally touched some dudes cock in the canteen queueueue while looking for my wallet.

Why did you think the wallet might be down his trousers?