Your work situation (5 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

Damn. They atejust enough of my cheese selection to make it impossible for me to take home without looking like a dick.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Pull your own pork in front of them. They won't ask you to contribute again.

 

[pete]

Did they take your dietary requirements into consideration?

 

[therealjohnny]

Much of the time was spent with " how long have you been a vegetarian?", " I couldn't give up bacon", " I eat fish, do you eat fish? " small talk. It passed the time anyway.

 

[chris d]

another poxy promotion down the toilet.

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[therealjohnny]

Hiding this lady's provocative cleavage in about 100 photos. One of the many rewardin g tasks I do at work.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

So this was always a weird company.
Privately owned and subject the whims of the owner.
He died
And instead of becoming a better company it has morphed from a strange company to a shit one.
Stupid people who's stupidities had previously been kept in check by the owner are now allowed make decisions and give orders.
It is not good.
It used to be bad in a "well fuck it...but we're all in it together..and at least it's amusing" way.
No it's bad in a "there is no future for a sentient person in a company that allows these twits, pompus preening pricks, dullards, bullshitters and bluffers any responsibility" way.

 

[therealjohnny]

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[ilovehoovering]

people in the office saying "are you winning?" to each other. cop the fuck on. maybe it's just a Brit thing though?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

people in the office saying "are you winning?" to each other. cop the fuck on. maybe it's just a Brit thing though?

I always thought this was a GAA mucker kind of thing

 

[pete]

are ye winnin

I always thought this was a GAA mucker kind of thing

yeah that's pure bogger

 

[nooleen]

i've only ever heard it from a brit

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Some free time at the end of a meting. Conversation turned to a small town in USA.

Me: there's a famous Frank Lloyd Wright building there. I stayed there.
My Boss: A friend of mine in college lived in a FLW building.
Sales Guy: Girls from that town have really big tits.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

People in work were amazed because I was able to use PowerPoint to bang out a poster that didn't look like a 5 year old made it (more like a 10 year old).

Endless inane rabbiting on about bullshit when I am trying to get work done. I fucking hate where I work so much and the work I have to do.

Only vague consolation is it being handy to meet people for lunch.

 

[therealjohnny]

Either someone had curry for lunch or my colleague has once again neglected to shower

 

[therealjohnny]

Oh no. They're having a Halloween costume competition in wok on Friday.

oh no

 

[therealjohnny]

 

[nooleen]

Oh no. They're having a Halloween costume competition in wok on Friday.

oh no

 

[pete]

Oh no. They're having a Halloween costume competition in wok on Friday.

oh no

Are you going to go as the guitarist from Imelda May's band again?

 

[therealjohnny]

I might go as motorised rollerskate man