Quotes from your child (3 Viewers)

[pete]

"what's that?"
"a phonebook"
"a what?"

 

[Jim Daniels]

"Are you from Cork?"

My 5 year old nephew to a Spanish nurse in Temple St.

 

[pete]

DADDY TURN OFF THAT ROCK MUSIC!

i hate it

 

[pete]

mind you she's watching the pixies on sky arts now, so...

 

[pete]

Daughter: can you help me with something
Me: Just give me a minute, have to fix a website for someone
Daughter: @dudley again?

 

[pete]

Son: where's the thing I bought for nana on holidays?
Me: The brooch?
Son: yeah! The cockroach!
Me: it's not a cockroach it's a brooch!
Son: yeah! The cock brooch!
Me: BROOCH
Son: COCK BROOCH

 

[Unicron]

Son: where's the thing I bought for nana on holidays?
Me: The brooch?
Son: yeah! The cockroach!
Me: it's not a cockroach it's a brooch!
Son: yeah! The cock brooch!
Me: BROOCH
Son: COCK BROOCH

At least it wasn't a ring

 

[dudley]

Daughter: can you help me with something
Me: Just give me a minute, have to fix a website for someone
Daughter: @dudley again?

Well, if you would just do it right in the first place....

 

[Diddles]

HMZ: "Dad, you're going to be the next Conor McGregor"

HMD: "I don't think so son"

HMZ: "Well you won't with that attitude"

 

[GO]

hahahaha

 

[David Kronenbourg]

From my sister:

Trying to have a 'stranger danger' type chat with Isla and I'm not sure we are on the same page.

'But I want to be locked into the car with loads of sweets'

 

[HMD]

Him: were you DJing at the funeral today?
Me: No, why would i be doing at a funeral
Him: you know, playing sad songs

 

[nooleen]

 

[Unknown Convict]

the 7yo: what would be the name of the christmas single from your heavy rock metal band? mine would be 'black leather mistletoe'.

 

[pete]

The 3 year old:

"Daddy is a dumb ask. A. Dumb. Ask."

 

[pete]

he just corrected me on the difference between a pentagon and a hexagon.

I may be out of my depth here.

 

[pete]

The 4 year old, sitting on the floor in his granny's house, right after BBC News covered the Colombian mud slide story & darcus howe's death was announced.

"Ahh FUCK why do they have to keep telling us all this bad stuff?"

 

[chris d]

Well he got it from somewhere.

 

[pete]

Well he got it from somewhere.

Fucked if i know where.

 

[mark]

7 yo, while Morning Ireland was talking about 'covfefe':

"Can I follow Trump on Twitter?"