Minor complaints thread (13 Viewers)

[nooleen]

fucking timewasters on gumtree...and freecycle

how much of a cunt do you have to be to be a timewaster on freecycle?

 

[nooleen]

i think i have a ganglion

Ganglions

 

[therealjohnny]

Eek. Doctor time.

 

[nooleen]

it's only a littlun, at the base of a finger

my plan is to ignore it

 

[IFF]

I have those and I never realised until now by reading the link.

I like the idea of breaking it with a big book.
Maybe "the luminaries" by Eleanor carton will break it

Or my hand

On the other hand, it hasn't caused me any problems so I won't try anything

 

[GO]

I don't want to go back to wiping my hole with jax roll.

It's barbaric

 

[GO]

Hang about...the answer to my prayers!

Amazon product ASIN B001KKRCFA

 

[Unknown Convict]

Hang about...the answer to my prayers!

Amazon product ASIN B001KKRCFA

is the 'best price' one second hand?

 

[GO]

First ever visit to Starbucks marred somewhat by having Karl written on my cappuccino.I did however,get a fist bump from the lad with the exciting moustache, when I told him I was a total noob.

The coffee is alright ...and the WiFi is decent

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Hang about...the answer to my prayers!

Amazon product ASIN B001KKRCFA

I can't see that. What is it?

 

[GO]

I can't see that. What is it?

It's a bidet attachment for a regular jax ... Which I am looking forward to receiving

Hygiene!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It's a bidet attachment for a regular jax ... Which I am looking forward to receiving

Hygiene!

Nice.

I have never used one. I feel unclean.

 

[nooleen]

I have never used one.

not even to wash your hands as a child?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

not even to wash your hands as a child?

I don't recall ever having access to one before adulthood. I got the impression from Crocodile Dundee they were only in swish hotels - "It's for washing your backside, right?"

 

[GO]

Nice.

I have never used one. I feel unclean.

I'm am 100% serious when I tell you,it is a fucking revelation.

I even gave me arse a quick squirt in Starbucks.
The level of cleanliness is off the Richter scale

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I'm am 100% serious when I tell you,it is a fucking revelation.

I even gave me arse a quick squirt in Starbucks.
The level of cleanliness is off the Richter scale

I'm all about a clean undercarriage.
Shall investigate. You never know when the Bottom Inspectors might pop 'round.

I'm presuming Richter is a male stripper in this context.

 

[GO]

If there was mud on your drive way you wouldnt get out and try rubbing it clean with a newspaper, you'd get the garden hose on it.

Same same

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I bought a pack of five screwdrivers for €1.50 in Dealz today and they're fucking rubbish. Worn out already

 

[hugh]

If there was mud on your drive way you wouldnt get out and try rubbing it clean with a newspaper, you'd get the garden hose on it.

Same same

Yes, but surely this just redistributes a lot of the mud into your garden or on to your porch, or even the street outside, meanwhile leaving the entire area a bit of a damp, soggy mess?

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Wet wipes.