Recent content by Zeelander

You sound like a right laugh.

Jane, yesterday.

That is so cute.

Leave Britney alone.

My boyfriend has this same problem, so he doesn't wash his hair. It doesn't clean itself as such, but there's a point it reaches where it doesn't get any grosser.

It's true. I used to call them 'my peeps' but then I decided that sounded gay.

Hey! Thanks everybody! What a lovely surprise. I mean, I know the thread itself is automated, but your love and kind wishes- that's for real. Zota Sprong

I just remembered something idiotic that I did at Electric Picnic... I left my handbag filled with cash, cards, phone, camera, etc. OUTSIDE my tent for ABOUT FOUR HOURS while I and my entourage were off boogying. I was pretty surprised to see it sitting there when we got back, everything still...

Yes! When we were leaving on Sunday night a v. drunken guy with a freshly broken hand asked us to help him open his tent so that he could go in and kip - his tent was one of those ones which had essentially blown away and was just a crumpled up soggy mess. I nearly cried. Fortunately we had a...

Sorry about that. A twat in the tent behind us had a "party piece" which involved him trying to do a vocoder effect while singing the lines "around the world, around the world" ad nauseum. I think he overheard us slagging him off and that was it- he didn't stop doing it all weekend. Wanker.

Eh, thanks for saying hi like. That was Mick from the JC- he was talking to girls from the school he used to teach in!

Well look who it is.

Has anyone ever been in that place AKA? They do a nice pizza but you have to pay for it with your soul. Seriously. So grim.

This sounds awfully familiar. Did you teach this to other members of your family or perhaps learn it from one of them?

Don't forget..