Recent content by wild_cat

Fuck sake.

My colleague is a born again Christian and he's going to stand outside a neo pagan conference this weekend to try and make druids and ahem "witches" see the light. He also berates another colleague for practising yoga as it's letting Indian Gods into his soul. Thought about saying something but...

That's like a passive aggressive version of "show them this thread".

I've a new person beside me at work. He talks at me all day distracting me from my work and is a prolific boards.ie poster with a post count of several thousand. He told me this morning that he likes to give advice on the boards.ie personal issues forum. He also hates farmers and people from...

Laziness! I'm part of a two person team. I work, she sits and texts. I wanted to rat her out on Friday but our manager went on this rant about how we make such a good team. I had visions of this...

I'm starting to become depressed worrying over dew points. Been chart watching since September and Friday had me in bits with all the sleet, people in work jeering that it wouldn't stick to the ground and the fact I have no transport to bring me to the snow instead of the snow coming to me...

Aww jaysus... The person I know in that video has a three year old kid.

Also.... I've been hearing about a cock pheasant roosting in a tree about 400m from the front lawn in the field in front of the house now for a while. When I came down last Saturday night she was all delighted that she could finally show me. My Mam: "Every day about half four in the evening he...

My brother and myself were politely sitting on the couch eating these party food mini pizza things last night. My Dad awakes from a snooze turns to us and says:- "Look at ye, happier than two pigs sitting in their own shit". He then gets up and leaves the room. Me: I'm going to have to get a...

The gaint fag burn inbetween my index and middle finger that I have no memory of getting and a black coat staring at me from the end of the couch that I took home by mistake. Enniscorthy, its all your fault.

Do you recall him being hit by a bottle of piss and then asking some of the youngins at the front to come fight him while throwing his middle finger around?

I sometimes forget to think before I speak. Tis embarrassing at the best of times.

Being the only person not to receive a secret Santa gift in work. I had to embarrassingly stand there laughing as it became pretty apparent that who ever got me hadn't bothered their hole to get me anything. As it wasn't noted who got who, some of us have assumed who it is which led to half the...

I've no housework done as someone is wrong on the internet.

True the last few listed were on the dearer side! Will update with my cake cafe experience yesterday. edit:- Might not actually, went to their website to find menus and the design of their cakes to order page is giving me motion sickness. Can't think about food anymore. If you scroll fast...