tigerclawskank

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Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool that needs a direct hit from a big half-buried rock, but you can't get the rock out of the ground. So you give it a good kick, but you lose your balance and go skidding down the hill toward the pool. Then out comes a big Hawaiian dude who was humpin' his mrs beside the pool because they thought it was real pretty. He tells you to get out of there, but you start faking it, like you're talking Hawaiian, and then he gets mad and chases you...
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