Minor complaints thread (10 Viewers)

[egg_]

Irish crowds still breaking into Ole, ole, ole, ole

Really? FFS. There's an "uh uh uuuuh" thing that the yoof are doing these days too that's super annoying - like I understand that most of them are at a gig to buzz off each other rather than get sucked into the music, but must they do it so LOUDLY?

 

[Kermit McDermott]

" LOW LIIIIE DA FIELDS OF ATHENRRRRY, WHERE ONCE A WUURKIN CLASS LAD WAS SENT TO PRISION FOR ROBBIN A PROTESTANTS GRUUUUUB"

 

[magicbastarder]

upgraded from win10 to win11 on my work laptop. it auto-groups taskbar icons, which is the default in win10, but unlike win10, you can't disable this. which is really irritating.

 

[ernesto]

Fades & beards everywhere....EVERYWHERE.

Ouch

 

[ann post]

upgraded from win10 to win11 on my work laptop. it auto-groups taskbar icons, which is the default in win10, but unlike win10, you can't disable this. which is really irritating.

Like I’m sure there were some security things or something but 11 feels a lot like a load of aesthetic things that make it more like my decade old MacBook.

 

[therealjohnny]

There's a dead moth in the water bottle I've been swigging from all night

 

[rettucs]

Job interviews are a PAIN IN THE HOOP

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

There's a dead moth in the water bottle I've been swigging from all night

When I was a kid, I read a Stephen King story where someone found a dead spider in a glass of water and then spent years having to turn on my reading light to check my water. With a bottle, I didn’t need to worry. Or so I thought…

 

[magicbastarder]

i've swallowed plenty of flies while out on the bike. i don't know if they count as performance enhancing (unless they were spanish flies)

 

[therealjohnny]

If I was vegan I would consider it as breaking edge

 

[seanc]

I used some flour that was a year out of date. Cap'n assured me there'll be little bugs growing in it, "but that's just a bit of extra protein"

 

[therealjohnny]

I can't get the heat into me at all

 

[Kermit McDermott]

Microwave some suppositories

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Microwave some suppositories

You’d need to pour them up there with a funnel.

 

[Kermit McDermott]

Keep getting cancelled on thumped.
Just trying to be helpful.

 

[Cormcolash]

Irish crowds still breaking into Ole, ole, ole, ole

Been laughing at this for years

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Microwave some suppositories

or stick a few suppositories and microwave them in situ by shoving your arse in a microwave.

what could possibly go wrong.

 

[Space]

I can't get the heat into me at all

Come over to Australia, it's roasting here.

 

[therealjohnny]

Come over to Australia, it's roasting here.

oh, you're out foreign? But I didn't see any "obligatory airport pint" photos on Facebook. I don't understand.

 

[nuke terrorist]

Been laughing at this for years

where does the silly chant ''Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Olaaay'' chant even come from?
I never knew it's origin.

''Ooh Ah Paul McGrath'' obviously comes The Gap Band's Oops Upside Your Head (a top 10 hit when reissued in 1987).