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[Cormcolash]

Turns out my place is pretty sound. Haven't logged in to work for 7 weeks and they're still paying me full salary, and no one has called to ask when I'm going back.

See how long you can draw it out, maybe you too can live the dream!!

Italian hospital employee accused of skipping work for 15 years

The hospital worker in southern Italy earned €538,000 while not going into work, media say.

www.bbc.com

 

[egg_]

A workmate is leaving, and has given the best reason-for-leaving in his work email that I have ever seen

I'm leaving because life is short, I've struck financial luck and I've spent too much time in front of a glowing screen in my lifetime already

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Prick

 

[ernesto]

A workmate is leaving, and has given the best reason-for-leaving in his work email that I have ever seen

class. Good for him

 

[egg_]

Where I work there's been a letter from the Black and Pan-African Employee Resource Group that's caused a bit of a stir

Whenever anyone mentions it and says "Black and Pan-African" I hear "black and tan African" which makes me jump everytime

 

[snakybus]

A workmate of mine, when leaving, sent out a good-bye email:

"So long, suckers!*

*I mean, esteemed workmates."

But she was always pretty funny so it wasn't really a surprise.

 

[therealjohnny]

A guy at work ( in his 50s) is going to a 50th birthday in fancy dress.
The birthday girl loves Bon Jovi so he has decided to go..... as Axl Rose.
He has just learned that Axl Rose isn't in Bon Jovi.
Also, he has just realised he bought a Slash costume.

 

[Kermit McDermott]

You can buy a slash costume. News to me.

Amazon.com : Slash Costume

 

[Reets]

A year in the job and I’m doing induction training today on zoom.
I’ve been on the call for 30 mins and there’s 1 other new person that has their camera on. He’s been smiling at the camera the whole time. It’s getting uncomfortable.

 

[sleepy]

A year in the job and I’m doing induction training today on zoom.
I’ve been on the call for 30 mins and there’s 1 other new person that has their camera on. He’s been smiling at the camera the whole time. It’s getting uncomfortable.

Maybe his screen has frozen

 

[jonah]

In my last conference call before I went on maternity leave, my boss demanded on a "fancy dress" theme, proceeded to be the only one who dressed up and left camera on. He dressed in dickensian wear. One of my colleagues forgot to mute their mic and said to his wife who asked when he wanted dinner, "whenever this god dam meeting ends, there's a guy here dressed like Oliver fucking twist". We all went silent. Next thing, offending colleagues mic goes mute and he types in the chat box "soz technical difficulties" and leaves the call. We all go back to talking about the weeks "wins". I die inside because I can't handle second hand embarrassment and I was definitely ij an episode of peep show.

Americans .

 

[Reets]

Maybe his screen has frozen

No the smile started to fade around the 90 minute mark,but then right back to a full on grin. So just him smiling and looking directly at the camera for 4 hours and 35 minutes.

 

[ernesto]

No the smile started to fade around the 90 minute mark,but then right back to a full on grin. So just him smiling and looking directly at the camera for 4 hours and 35 minutes.

Sounds very obedient

 

[sleepy]

Sounds fucking deranged.
@riath are you working in the civil service?

 

[Reets]

Sounds fucking deranged.
@riath are you working in the civil service?

Yep. It’s not normally this strange though.

 

[pete]

Yep. It’s not normally this strange though.

yes it is

 

[chris d]

We're the backbone of this society.

 

[pete]

you know it

 

[therealjohnny]

No the smile started to fade around the 90 minute mark,but then right back to a full on grin. So just him smiling and looking directly at the camera for 4 hours and 35 minutes.

 

[pete]

it is a well known fact that every civil service office has at least one total headbanger. If you don't think yours has one, well.....