Dating Apps OR Just signed up for Bumble. And Hinge. (1 Viewer)

[Denny Oubidoux]

But there are loads of married guys using the apps

 

[Reets]

Lots with “NO DRAMA, NO TIME WASTERS” at the top and then the list of their dislikes go under that. A few charmers that go on about how they expect a woman to dress and how much or little make up they expect you to wear.

It’s winter and the covid era, just be grateful if the persons showered.

 

[ann post]

Any outwardly stating road frontage? I see a fair few looking for it..

 

[Reets]

We live in very different places @ann post.
Any road frontage comments I’ve seen are about their dick size.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Can you give us a few examples just for curiosity's sake? Us married types can't really around go installing tinder

Ooh i don't know. Been in a relationship for three years now so things have probably changed

 

[Diddles]

Is Ireland's Own still doing dating ads? This is probably where I'd have most success these days. Spent my teenage years reading the lonely hearts ad in IO and the Sunday World. Full of murderers.

 

[Reets]

The Farmers journal has them still. They’re pretty interesting sometimes.

 

[Diddles]

I might give it a go

 

[Reets]

Tell them you know how to milk. Farmers love that shit.

 

[Cormcolash]

Actually matched with someone actually interesting on Tinder for a change, no doubt I will say something ludicrous and that will be that

 

[Reets]

Nah you come off as far less of a prick in real life, you’ll be grand.

 

[Reets]

Everyone seems to love the gym (for their pulled up shirt gym selfies), kayaking and clean eating.
I blame Instagram.

Currently talking to someone that likes owls, drink mead from a horn and said he’s going to bring me to a pagan festival somewhere in Europe where they have a real wicker man too. Should be interesting.

 

[egg_]

/me blinks

The world is a stage, wha?

 

[chris d]

They started strong for me with the likes owls, but it took a dip south.

 

[Reets]

Nah I like swords and dragons so he could be talking on another forum about the crazy woman he met.

 

[flashback]

Is Ireland's Own still doing dating ads? This is probably where I'd have most success these days. Spent my teenage years reading the lonely hearts ad in IO and the Sunday World. Full of murderers.

The Sunday World was special alright, I'd forgotten it even existed. I'd be sent down the shops to buy it, and pack of fags, and I'd surreptitiously read it on the way back. Softcore porn, and any number of mental ads and pieces written by men in stained raincoats. Then there'd be an article shaming some SLAPPER. With a photo of the SLAPPER, with the word SLAPPER superimposed on the photo.

13 year olds mightn't have been the targeted demographic, but it was enthralling stuff.

 

[chris d]

Nah I like swords and dragons so he could be talking on another forum about the crazy woman he met.

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[pete]

The Sunday World was special alright, I'd forgotten it even existed. I'd be sent down the shops to buy it, and pack of fags, and I'd surreptitiously read it on the way back. Softcore porn, and any number of mental ads and pieces written by men in stained raincoats. Then there'd be an article shaming some SLAPPER. With a photo of the SLAPPER, with the word SLAPPER superimposed on the photo.

13 year olds mightn't have been the targeted demographic, but it was enthralling stuff.

TONI

 

[flashback]

TONI

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[pete]

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Toni Exotic Dancer

Housewife Toni O'Neill has come up with a novel way to make ends meet with an exotic dance act at The Hunting Lodge pub in Ballyfermot.

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