Wake up.
Remember everything's still fucked.
Make coffee.
Drink huge amounts of coffee and take shit, pebble-dashing the inside of the jacks, notice that your piss smells so strongly of caffeine it's overpowering the smell of shit.
Flush jacks, peek in with the hope that the pebble-dashing takes care of itself somehow.
Hop into shower, because toilet paper.
Log on to work.
> git fetch origin
> git rebase origin
> git commit -m "some fucking bullshit"
> git push origin
Zoom meeting.
Have another piss.
Come back to the computer and give up the pretense of working entirely.
Go for a bike ride in the forest. Pass cemetery on way. Notice the fucking number of patches of fresh earth all over the shop.
Ride for ages. Crash sparingly. Still can't do proper manuals. The shame...
Clean bike meticulously and place in squalid lunatic asylum building apartment.
Make dinner / breakfast / lunch: sardines from a can, plus vinegar on toast. Because fuck it, pandemic.
Try not to focus on the howling from the apartment on the other side of the wall.
> git fetch origin
Comment on Jira ticket!
Close! Done!
Booze oclock.
Notice you're smelling like carrion soaked in cat piss, because you forgot to shower after the bike ride.
Booze.
Internet.
Shower.
Booze.
...Unconsciousness.
Remember everything's still fucked.
Make coffee.
Drink huge amounts of coffee and take shit, pebble-dashing the inside of the jacks, notice that your piss smells so strongly of caffeine it's overpowering the smell of shit.
Flush jacks, peek in with the hope that the pebble-dashing takes care of itself somehow.
Hop into shower, because toilet paper.
Log on to work.
> git fetch origin
> git rebase origin
> git commit -m "some fucking bullshit"
> git push origin
Zoom meeting.
Have another piss.
Come back to the computer and give up the pretense of working entirely.
Go for a bike ride in the forest. Pass cemetery on way. Notice the fucking number of patches of fresh earth all over the shop.
Ride for ages. Crash sparingly. Still can't do proper manuals. The shame...
Clean bike meticulously and place in squalid lunatic asylum building apartment.
Make dinner / breakfast / lunch: sardines from a can, plus vinegar on toast. Because fuck it, pandemic.
Try not to focus on the howling from the apartment on the other side of the wall.
> git fetch origin
Comment on Jira ticket!
Close! Done!
Booze oclock.
Notice you're smelling like carrion soaked in cat piss, because you forgot to shower after the bike ride.
Booze.
Internet.
Shower.
Booze.
...Unconsciousness.