This is what all my favourite instagram influencers tell me, yes.Or you could do your own thing and fuck the rest of them?
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This is what all my favourite instagram influencers tell me, yes.Or you could do your own thing and fuck the rest of them?
when you're stopped at lights, and some fuckernode comes past you on a bike and plonks themself in front of you. so when the lights go green, you have to pull out to overtake them, and then at the next lights... repeat to fade.
my favourite interaction ever with a motorist; i have a cheap single speed (bought in the rediscovery centre in ballymun) i use for heading out to the shops occasionally.I look over, with my most "can I help you officer??" face, and he's looking straight at me. He glances off up the road, and then back over. Makes an Obama Not Bad face, nods, gives me a thumbs up, and pulls off.
It was probably Sean Lally. (He's not wrong either)my favourite interaction ever with a motorist; i have a cheap single speed (bought in the rediscovery centre in ballymun) i use for heading out to the shops occasionally.
one day i was cycling home, stopped at lights, and a car pulled up alongside, with a guy about 80 behind the wheel. he sticks his head out the window, and i think 'oh, here we go again'.
'howya there, is that a fixie?'
'uhh, no, i have it flipped around so it's just a singlespeed'
'ah jaysus, why would you get a bike like that and not use it as a fixie, it's more craic'.
lights go green, and away we went.
I had wondered if this happened to me soooo often because I'm a woman and they thought they'd be faster than me, in spite of the fact that they're frequently big eejits cycling with stupid froglegs, heels on the pedals, saddle too low and knees out wide like they're begging the world to hit them in the balls. Nice to know that they're not necessarily big sexist eejits who can't cycle.Pushing up to the front head of me at lights yet have no acceleration so I have to navigate around them when they turn green.
Probably nowhere near as often but yes. It's the strangest thing.I had wondered if this happened to me soooo often because I'm a woman and they thought they'd be faster than me, in spite of the fact that they're frequently big eejits cycling with stupid froglegs, heels on the pedals, saddle too low and knees out wide like they're begging the world to hit them in the balls. Nice to know that they're not necessarily big sexist eejits who can't cycle.
It has also happened a surprising number of times that a man has pulled up beside me to educate me on what kind of bike I'm riding. I wonder do they do this to other men too?
It has also happened a surprising number of times that a man has pulled up beside me to educate me on what kind of bike I'm riding. I wonder do they do this to other men too?
I had wondered if this happened to me soooo often because I'm a woman and they thought they'd be faster than me, in spite of the fact that they're frequently big eejits cycling with stupid froglegs, heels on the pedals, saddle too low and knees out wide like they're begging the world to hit them in the balls. Nice to know that they're not necessarily big sexist eejits who can't cycle.
It has also happened a surprising number of times that a man has pulled up beside me to educate me on what kind of bike I'm riding. I wonder do they do this to other men too?
lovely evening on the spin home. still feels a little odd having the pannier on one side.the weather is at the sweet spot now where you don't really get warm or wet.
I looked up glass crankers but I still didn't understand this post.I'd never pull up alongside or do anything like that.
Normally I just sit in right on the wheel, doing fuck all other than give out about "glass crankers slowing me down all the time".
Sorry... the joke was that everything is a race for a lot of the lads on the road.I looked up glass crankers but I still didn't understand this post.
It is, for brass canker.i thought glass cranker was rhyming slang
woah.i thought glass cranker was rhyming slang
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