We name our cars:
Demio: The Breezeblock
Polo: Shadowfax
A5: The Kaiser
Superb: The Nostromo
My wife had one of those shitty Mercedes hatchbacks she called The Batch Loaf. A batch loaf handles better though.
My parents have one of those. They are very unicycle on a tightrope to drive.
The removable back seats tho...