Quotes from your parents (1 Viewer)

[sleepy]

we started calling our drawer of cables and whatnot the 'tech drawer' as a lighthearted pisstake of my dad but now it's just what we call it

Is this like when you take the piss by deliberately mispronouncing certain words and phrases and then you lose the ability to say them correctly. For example, lately I've been saying 'lack toast and tolerant', or 'it's a moo point'

 

[sleepy]

Not from my parents but a while back I was organising a surprise party for my mam. I got her sisters' numbers off the cousins on facebook. One of them asked my mam after "How did he get my number? Did he hack me?"

 

[nooleen]

Is this like when you take the piss by deliberately mispronouncing certain words and phrases and then you lose the ability to say them correctly. For example, lately I've been saying 'lack toast and tolerant', or 'it's a moo point'

exactly that

using mock-oirish phrases is another terrible one

 

[pete]

exactly that

using mock-oirish phrases is another terrible one

To be sure.

 

[nooleen]

sure this is it

 

[pete]

'Tis

 

[sleepy]

To be sure.

Why did the Irish man wear 2 condoms?

To be sure, to be sure.

ba dum tish

 

[CinnamonBoy]

"You need to talk to somebody"

 

[Lili Marlene]

"You need to talk to somebody"

eh, show them this forum

 

[CinnamonBoy]

eh, show them this forum

If they read back through my posts they'd have me committed. "Talking to someone" would be getting off lightly.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

My nan:

*head-shaking*

"When you get jarred........ye don't half get jarred.....!"

 

[Unicron]

My mother, getting to the crux of the Baltimore riots ...

"They broke his back, that wasn't fair."

 

[nooleen]

god only knows what my mother would have to say

i suspect a row would ensue

she'd probably say 'the right thing' followed by something racist followed by taking massive offense at someone suggesting that she'd said something racist

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Her phone's broke

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

She actually talks like that though.

 

[Unicron]

How was the play?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

What play?

 

[Unicron]

What play?

Wasn't she saying that she'd been to the Gaiety to see The Field? There's a production of it on there at the moment.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I should ask her.

It looks like the emojis liked it anyway.

 

[hermie]

Wasn't she saying that she'd been to the Gaiety to see The Field? There's a production of it on there at the moment.

Yep looks like she went to see Michael Harding in the Field. A woman after me own mother's heart.