semen drinking: what are the health benefits? (1 Viewer)

[rampz]

theres eatin' and drinkin' in it.
sure its a meal in itself.

 

[RSJ]

it's my way of feeding the homeless

 

[rampz]

its like lukewarm clam chowder.

it's my way of feeding the homeless

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

well apart from being isotonic its also widely regarded as being great for a dry throats.
They should sell it in lozenge form ala lockets or halls soothers.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Kelloggs experimented with Semen Splits back in 1988. They were to be an alternative to the then recently-launched Raisin Splits - a cereal which had a television advertising campaign slogan of "raisins in the middle!".

Sadly Kelloggs abandoned mass production of Semen Splits as the supplies of the key ingredient (semen) were deemed to be too difficult to source in sufficient quantities.

 

[brianoak]

To be honest I think its as bad for them as men in any other proffession.

 

[krystal]

you dirtbird.

theres eatin' and drinkin' in it.
sure its a meal in itself.

 

[rampz]

i can source them an unlimited supply.

Kelloggs experimented with Semen Splits back in 1988. They were to be an alternative to the then recently-launched Raisin Splits - a cereal which had a television advertising campaign slogan of "raisins in the middle!".

Sadly Kelloggs abandoned mass production of Semen Splits as the supplies of the key ingredient (semen) were deemed to be too difficult to source in sufficient quantities.

 

[brianoak]

To whom it concerns: No I realise i should have posted in that thumped names thread but I feel its too late now.

 

[THRILLHO]

Semen moisturiser big in Mexico

A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.

Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream.

Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser."

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[avernus]

From ananova

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oh lord.

 

[ms.b.haven]

fuck-ing hell i feel sick reading this

 

[Zeelander]

fuck-ing hell i feel sick reading this

Since when did you become a prude?

 

[ms.b.haven]

nah, i just remember finding it hard to swallow once

zita, since when did i want to talk to you again anyway!! we're not friends anymore

edit: it's a bit early to be reading about semen

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp?