Minor complaints thread (15 Viewers)

[CinnamonBoy]

Mars Ice-Creams are the job. Leave it out of the freezer for 20 minutes or so, then let the chocolate crack and the caramel spread on to your tongue when you bite it. Sexy.

 

[washingcattle]

Just had a Twix, cool, not melted, decent snap to the biscuit, chewyness wait a second ....

Mars Ice-Creams are the job. Leave it out of the freezer for 20 minutes or so, then let the chocolate crack and the caramel spread on to your tongue when you bite it. Sexy.

Men who describe food as sexy.

Women I can understand, in a way. Food and dicks are two things that they take into their bodies to begin with and from what I can understand of female sexuality there is more all sensory aspect to female sexual arousal, touch, sight, smell perhaps even taste, though I'm pretty sure men taste fucking foul but okay I get it, they have erogeounous zones and are a mystery to most of us so yeah maybe food and sex, yeah there might be a connection there. And of course there are phallic foods, bananas etc even lolipops if you want to run fucking wild.

But come on,

For men sexy is something you want to put your dick in. I have never seen or tasted any food that made me want to stick my dick in it. ever. If I do I fear that I may not be able to stop fucking food and will one day be arrested in Pablo Picante with my shrivelled up scalded cock inserted deeply into the beefy barbacoa, hot sauce dripping from my balls, pinto beans strewn abut my person and a look of shame and desperation on my face.

And as for food that looks vaginal ? Kebabs ? Burrittos ? Corned fucking Beef ? Sexy ? is anyone out there feeling a chubby coming on ?

As a man, women are sexy, maybe even cars which are shaped like women at a stretch I can see how they could be described as sexy. and yes you can have sex in a car, if the car is shaped like a woman with go faster curves etc you probably have a few bob and so you can fuck a gold digger in it. Sex and cars fine.

If you're into it men are sexy and as such even football (which is already rampantly homoerotic) could be sexy.

But food is food, you can't fuck it, it doesn't look like women or men and it's not fucking sexy.

 

[ann post]

Just had a Twix, cool, not melted, decent snap to the biscuit, chewyness wait a second ....




Men who describe food as sexy.

wait, i was sorta turned on by his 'flake advert' description of eating a twix. if an a lady i found attractive said that, i'd immediately think of blowjobs.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

What about cadburys caramel bunny?

 

[washingcattle]

What about cadburys caramel bunny?

That's a sexy cartoon. Nothing wrong with getting a chubby from a cartoon.

 

[washingcattle]

wait, i was sorta turned on by his 'flake advert' description of eating a twix.

that's because you are gay.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

@washingcattle , you need to open your mind, bro

Sexy is way more than sticking your dick somewhere

 

[washingcattle]

@washingcattle , you need to open your mind, bro

Sexy is way more than sticking your dick somewhere

Go on enlighten me.

I'll bet 99% of what you have to say is some re-hash of the sunday supplement, Jamie fucking Oliver, fashion forward, hair care product bullshit. Advertising has you believing sex and sexy are 2 different things.

It's bullshit. Sexy chocolate, bullshit. Sexy power tools, bullshit. Sexy fucking tampons, bullshit.

There's the urge to fuck and then the urge to spend money and the reason the world is so fucking backwards is that the "mad men" went and made everything sexy and tried to make sex polite.

Ban pornography and punish prostitutes with one hand and then sell ice cream by having naked women look like their having an orgasm every time the fucking spoon goes in. It's all bullshit.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

anyone like Mister Choc?

 

[washingcattle]

I think their Twix is better than twix.

So much so I want to 69 it.

 

[GO]

Lidl twixes are the best twixes on earth.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

I agree that is crazy talk. Cold Mars Bars are great though, so Scutter is also completely wrong here.

You're wrong. Refrigerated chocolate that isn't in mousse form is the wrongiest of the wrongs here.

But I'm with you on Lidl. Way better than the originals, same with the Mars bars.

 

[chris d]

I called Tablets 'Applets' on the train to Limerick last Saturday. Im buying a Nexus 7 when the new one comes out so i don't feel such an out of touch tool.

All im going to use it for is looking up celebrities in the nip.

 

[hugh]

Got done by the traffic cops for driving in a bus lane. I was about to turn left!

 

[Unicron]

Single guy problems, my mother visited and dissaproving of how I live (like a pig apparently) did a bit of a tidy when I was out, loaded up my washing machine. Just emptied it to find my MP3 player in it.

 

[Jill Hives]

oof! Could she come by mine? I'm living in squaller at the moment.

 

[washingcattle]

Single guy problems, my mother visited and dissaproving of how I live (like a pig apparently) did a bit of a tidy when I was out, loaded up my washing machine. Just emptied it to find my MP3 player in it.

Fuck that, that's absolutely a fine moment to say

"look Ma i love you, you love me but seriously...fuck off, you owe me €300."

They'll never learn. Every single time I go home I "lose" i.e one of my parents puts something I own "away safe" and it's never seen again.

Parents. They're a breed unto themselves.

 

[xsteox]

Car failed nct dreading the bill to get her fixed

 

[xsteox]

Car failed nct dreading the bill to get her fixed

Ugh, €300 and something.... and not even major repairs.

 

[GO]

Ugh, €300 and something.... and not even major repairs.

I feel your pain.I really do.

Its a cunt